the earrings, alas, were constructed a year and a half ago and were a nightmare to deal with in the present. they’re staying with me. the pearls—once i finish the last three settings and necklace closures—will be for sale on my website

about to pull out the big guns and turn on the empire strikes back to see if it works like it did in my 20s PLEASE I WANT TO SLEEP

the slop is unsurprising and i would safely bet you large amounts of money that no mortuary professionals are reading any of it

yeah. i haven’t been in the human deathcare industry for a few years now, but i find a pretty significant split between people who work in the field, people who sell in the field, and people who want to bring technology to the field that no one else gives a fuck about...

i am absolutely losing it at this text copy. “body purge morgue refrigerator” is absolute nonsense word salad, and i speak from actual experience

god so many smokin hot players in this league i’m so queer

women’s pro baseball league! second game of the season! streaming on ESPN+ thru disney. SF firebells vs BOS hunters!

phew thank goodness

yeah the fuckin story of streaming in this day and age

we got a broadcaster! who then called maybelle by name as if we all knew who she was without clarifying that she is a former pitcher from the all american girls professional baseball league!! without clarifying what the AAPBL was!!!

i know, absolutely not ideal, but the prep for it seems… sub par

oh my gosh the longer this goes on the more frustrated i’m becoming. a crowd shot? nothing else????

LITERALLY ANYTHING?!? GIVE ME A SINGLE FACTOID. TELL ME ABOUT THE ALUMINUM BATS. THE DRAFT. THE OLD LADIES. A N Y T H I N G

assuming we get there bc… it ain’t lookin great

i’m be there this week, but i assume same applies except add an umbrella!

jeans or can i get away with like, my long dresses and skirts? ankle length not floor dragging. hot? humid?