fantastic crop of dreams this week

Why is my phone trying to capitalise "fae"? what does it know. Should I invest in iron horseshoes

huh. til that only male vampire moths drink blood, so they're sort of the opposite of mosquitos...?

His majesty told me the demon queen keeps capturing his heroes so I asked how many heroes he has and he said he just asks the goddess to summon another one afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just filling the demon queen's harem with broken heroes and then the princess started crying

wilderness survival tip: fairies are very trustworthy and if you're lost in the woods it's definitely safe to eat any strange looking berries they bring you

last night I dreamt I had the weird disease that gives you little blue spots and nobody could figure out what it was and I died

i think women should be taller so men can wear high heels

when they post something that's nice but it's not a continuation of that thing I really REALLY liked that they started several months ago

all these posts about trans Spider-Man but wouldn't that mean she needs to bite the heads off male villains or something
idk

men love a woman who can dual wield pistols and fire an improbable number of bullets without ever needing to reload

what if the moth witch caught you and wove you into a cocoon that melted u down into goop and then turned you into a moth

First pitstop to my new battle position is made.
Kamikaze drones and artillery shelling galore.
News that enemy is roaming in 300 meters near my old position upsets me immensely. I am gonna missed that place.😔

Anyway…
Landsknecht doodle.

do you ever feel bad for someone but your shared life experiences are so far apart you can't think of anything to say

shaking my phone to make the tiny gay people that live inside write faster

Those who live in glass houses are probably plants, actually

im a bit suspicious of conspicuously monogendered settings in erotic writings nowadays. like is this just a Sex Thing or do you have Issues