I feel like 200 years as an intern crosses the line between bullying and torture. This is worse than the fang pulling

The last thing left for the fae to take was its hunger, leaving it with nothing at all...

the forced lisp from losing her fangs is dealing some sort of damage to me

the biter bit(ch)...

I feel like this is why hdg isn't something I'm keen on even though I read much "worse" stuff. you get some weird ideology oozing out of the cracks there idk

somewhat huffy apprentice wondering when the sorceress will actually get around to teaching them magic

wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie...

Monstergirl bath time (water elemental gf insists you use her to bathe)

what about a man using a naturally levitating cloud goblin as a jetpack would that work

I feel humouring your princess like this isn't good for them in the long run. Stoic acceptance is an important skill for them to learn! By the time she's a queen, you should be able to just slip it in amongst her other titles without her flinching

This looks like the type of goblin that would give you the tutorial for a puzzle game where you have to deposit goblins onto boylaps

confession post I buy bags of frozen raspberries and eat them straight out of the freezer

hypnotising someone to accept fat titted slut as a term of affection...

I would never have guessed honestly....
no but for real I hope you can get the pruning you deserve my leafy little friend!!

i looked into it a few years ago and yea lol. the price definitely doesn't seem worth it I unless you're actually trans/dysphoric about it 🫠