mr business
@mr.business
executive vice president of #business @hashtag.biz
aka your friendly water cooler "chaotic corporate clown"
thought leader • maximizing synergy • add me on linkedin
aka your friendly water cooler "chaotic corporate clown"
thought leader • maximizing synergy • add me on linkedin
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mr business
@mr.business
· Nov 19
it is time to do some business
I wish blueberries were easier or more worthwhile to eat
September 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I wish blueberries were easier or more worthwhile to eat
when the bartender tells you that you’re “somewhat” pacing yourself ….. what does that even mean?! oh no
August 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
when the bartender tells you that you’re “somewhat” pacing yourself ….. what does that even mean?! oh no
chanting "my sleep score doesn't define me" over and over to trick my body into waking up
July 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
chanting "my sleep score doesn't define me" over and over to trick my body into waking up
fell asleep reading on the couch, using my book like a blankie
(like father like son)
(like father like son)
July 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
fell asleep reading on the couch, using my book like a blankie
(like father like son)
(like father like son)
I packed a fucking jeweler’s loupe but not my AirPods ???!!!!!
June 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I packed a fucking jeweler’s loupe but not my AirPods ???!!!!!
using my bag of garrett’s popcorn as a barf bag and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
June 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
using my bag of garrett’s popcorn as a barf bag and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
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Last week I was drinking water out of my Medieval Times stein bc it was my only clean glass and this week I’m drinking water out of it because I learned that it’s fun and whimsical.
June 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Last week I was drinking water out of my Medieval Times stein bc it was my only clean glass and this week I’m drinking water out of it because I learned that it’s fun and whimsical.
those lil dudes in a bugs life (1998) are the proto-minions
May 30, 2026 at 5:44 AM
those lil dudes in a bugs life (1998) are the proto-minions
angel investor in the streets, tax exempt superpac in the sheets
May 28, 2026 at 2:40 PM
angel investor in the streets, tax exempt superpac in the sheets
never order the chicken tiki masala pizza, it will ruin your life (good)
May 19, 2026 at 3:43 PM
never order the chicken tiki masala pizza, it will ruin your life (good)
brb chugging this 12% real juice thc soda so I don’t get scurvy
May 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
brb chugging this 12% real juice thc soda so I don’t get scurvy
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mr business liked your post
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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having 2Gbps internet really rules until you get accustomed to it and wither away whenever you travel
May 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
having 2Gbps internet really rules until you get accustomed to it and wither away whenever you travel
gonna normalize saying “honey I’m home!” while returning to your empty hotel room. plz repost and spread the word
May 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
gonna normalize saying “honey I’m home!” while returning to your empty hotel room. plz repost and spread the word
started sending reels to my finsta account so when I’m drunk later I get a nice curated collection of peak content
April 27, 2026 at 5:05 PM
started sending reels to my finsta account so when I’m drunk later I get a nice curated collection of peak content
you ever listen to bon iver in the shower?
April 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
you ever listen to bon iver in the shower?
what if like instead of calling tv episodes pilots we switched it to a different profession, like …. carpenter
April 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
what if like instead of calling tv episodes pilots we switched it to a different profession, like …. carpenter
csi gonna investigate my suspicious death and find my Google Chrome tab “how to hot box the cpap”
April 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
csi gonna investigate my suspicious death and find my Google Chrome tab “how to hot box the cpap”
im gonna tell the apple store genius bar guy all about my life story and ask him which iphone storage tier would best fit my lifestyle
March 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
im gonna tell the apple store genius bar guy all about my life story and ask him which iphone storage tier would best fit my lifestyle
fondly thinking about my old iPhone 15 pro. I don’t regret upgrading & I love my orange iPhone but I still miss my old titanium slab
I’m in the final twelve hours with this iPhone 15 Pro and I’m getting emotional saying bye to it. it has been a good phone. I bought it on my birthday before having a rly good birthday party with all my friends and good cheese curds and I stayed at a tiki airbnb and used a USB-C iPhone. gonna miss u
March 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
fondly thinking about my old iPhone 15 pro. I don’t regret upgrading & I love my orange iPhone but I still miss my old titanium slab
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told the airport bartender I’ll have what he’s having and now I’m stuck working a double shift on four hours of sleep
October 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
told the airport bartender I’ll have what he’s having and now I’m stuck working a double shift on four hours of sleep
I’m so dumb I think the alphabet goes from C to shining C
March 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I’m so dumb I think the alphabet goes from C to shining C
damn I never knew they spelled it “sneese”
February 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
damn I never knew they spelled it “sneese”