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aka your friendly water cooler "chaotic corporate clown"

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yah jake, clearly that's Brandon Lockridge but idk who the other guy is
June 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
these guys are minions pretending to be Hungarian pillbugs
A Bug's Life Tuck and Roll Scenes HD
YouTube video by James Archivism
youtu.be
May 30, 2026 at 2:21 PM
there’s probably a worksheet for that
May 20, 2026 at 2:39 PM
way safer but also it’s gonna slap
May 19, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I keep making chicken tiki jokes and my phone has started to autocorrect that phrase now oh no

Tikka*
May 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I’m gonna try to survive the week without ordering the pizza but idk if my little heart can take it
May 19, 2026 at 3:45 PM
it'd only really be scary if he said "no, not now, she is watching"
April 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
0% success rate so far, thankfully not dead yet
April 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM