Allison B.
@mrsbeavs.bsky.social
CRNA, Simpsons enthusiast, Michigan Football.
She/Her/Hey Anesthesia
#medtwitter #medsky #anesthesia
She/Her/Hey Anesthesia
#medtwitter #medsky #anesthesia
He deserves to live in the same fear all of the rest of us do.
April 26, 2026 at 1:17 AM
He deserves to live in the same fear all of the rest of us do.
I guess you deserve the game winner when all your teeth have been smashed out
February 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I guess you deserve the game winner when all your teeth have been smashed out
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Ok now which player is about to kiss his secret boyfriend on the ice? I’ve been told this is how it goes.
February 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Ok now which player is about to kiss his secret boyfriend on the ice? I’ve been told this is how it goes.
Both of us are trying to watch this while trading time playing legos with our kid and it’s just a lot going on
February 22, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Both of us are trying to watch this while trading time playing legos with our kid and it’s just a lot going on
This is legitimately the best hockey game I’ve ever watched
February 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
This is legitimately the best hockey game I’ve ever watched
Ok but the fact that you said “older people” and then said “over 30” makes me very sad.
I mean it’s absolutely true because I feel 95, but it’s still sad.
I mean it’s absolutely true because I feel 95, but it’s still sad.
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Ok but the fact that you said “older people” and then said “over 30” makes me very sad.
I mean it’s absolutely true because I feel 95, but it’s still sad.
I mean it’s absolutely true because I feel 95, but it’s still sad.
I mean, absolutely go team USA but out asses should’ve been banned from the Olympics on account of our human rights denying regime
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I mean, absolutely go team USA but out asses should’ve been banned from the Olympics on account of our human rights denying regime
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
Somebody posted something on instagram that “mothers need to stand up and get angry and speak out” about the Epstein stuff and I cannot think of a group that needs to stand up and get angry more than men. Mothers and women are doing more than enough, thanks.
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Somebody posted something on instagram that “mothers need to stand up and get angry and speak out” about the Epstein stuff and I cannot think of a group that needs to stand up and get angry more than men. Mothers and women are doing more than enough, thanks.
The best bowl game
December 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The best bowl game
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THERE WAS A BASEBALL PLAYER NICKNAMED THE BIG DUMPER. I JUST SPIT MY WATER EVERYWHERE.
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THERE WAS A BASEBALL PLAYER NICKNAMED THE BIG DUMPER. I JUST SPIT MY WATER EVERYWHERE.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this but of course I have to say this: don’t post photos of people’s insides on your social media. Just because it isn’t identifying doesn’t mean it’s right to do.
August 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this but of course I have to say this: don’t post photos of people’s insides on your social media. Just because it isn’t identifying doesn’t mean it’s right to do.
Omfg Always Sunny finale. This season was one of their best. Jesse Palmer asking “did you think it was her birth name?” had me rolling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Omfg Always Sunny finale. This season was one of their best. Jesse Palmer asking “did you think it was her birth name?” had me rolling.
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Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
Just finished the new episodes of Always Sunny and holy shit they’ve somehow still got it. “Frank is in a Coma” had me rolling.
July 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just finished the new episodes of Always Sunny and holy shit they’ve somehow still got it. “Frank is in a Coma” had me rolling.
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Hi I just caught up on the Handmaid’s Tale and please just give Bradley Whitford every fucking award in existence. A masterclass.
May 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hi I just caught up on the Handmaid’s Tale and please just give Bradley Whitford every fucking award in existence. A masterclass.
Syringe Company CEO (probably):
“You know what would save a ton of money? No numbers at all!”
#anesthesia #medsky
“You know what would save a ton of money? No numbers at all!”
#anesthesia #medsky
April 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Syringe Company CEO (probably):
“You know what would save a ton of money? No numbers at all!”
#anesthesia #medsky
“You know what would save a ton of money? No numbers at all!”
#anesthesia #medsky
My near-daily NYT Spelling Bee shame-post.
April 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My near-daily NYT Spelling Bee shame-post.
Hot take: If you have high chairs in your restaurant, you should have a changing station in your bathroom.
April 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hot take: If you have high chairs in your restaurant, you should have a changing station in your bathroom.
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