#anesthesia
he did great and he loves anesthesia now because afterwards they gave him two popsicles
October 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
You forgot "no anesthesia."
October 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
we still don't really know how *anesthesia* works
October 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I share her bewilderment because I’ve seen basic anesthesia and surgery costs.
October 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Don't let your plant overdose on anesthesia; it'll wind up a vegetable.
October 11, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I have never gotten even one popsicle after anesthesia, and now I feel cheated. Next time I need anesthesia, I’m demanding popsicles.
October 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Anesthesia is AWESOME
October 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I would rather they explore nitrous oxide or some short term anesthesia and lay us on racks.
October 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
1/7 Anesthesia across phylogeny

From nematodes to humans, anesthesia induces remarkably similar changes in neural activity. And this could provide important clues about the neural foundations of consciousness.

(paper) www.nature.com/articles/s41...
October 10, 2026 at 10:32 AM
men, for some reason: "hmmm today I will go under anesthesia in order to get a full body black and grey tattoo that was made by chatgpt"
October 14, 2026 at 9:38 AM
His insurance didn't cover anesthesia.
October 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Just hear me out, what if they sold anesthesia over the counter for when I really wanna sleep a lot?
October 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Who’s in charge of god when the pope is under anesthesia? Is there a vice pope?
October 14, 2026 at 10:52 AM
We don't really understand how anesthesia works even after all this time, but we understand how to profoundly minimize safety risks to patients through decades of careful study
much respect for Professor Tao, but there are so so so many medical therapies that work without anyone really understanding how or why they work

one of the great things about science is that we can use empirical knowledge in practice far ahead of when theoretical frameworks catch up to refine it
October 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Me: OMG! I just had the most amazing nap.
Doctor: You were just under general anesthesia.
Me: When can I go again?
October 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Gonna have to tell this to my peds anesthesia husband.
October 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
general anesthesia. and yet, it's so useful and the alternatives so unbearable that it's considered mandatory to use. we cope with the uncertainties.
October 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The dentist said she would probably sleep for most of the day until the anesthesia wore off…
Daddy wants to eat her pussy

#straightmen
October 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
that’s just the anesthesia talking
October 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
you can just buy your own popsicles, jerry. you don’t need to sign up for the anesthesia
October 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
post anesthesia treats of any kind are goated
October 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Not really, just like anesthesia, they don't know why it works
"We know a great deal about the physical and electrical effects of anesthesia on the brain and nervous system, though scientists are still mapping out every single molecular detail."
October 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
With no anesthesia
October 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM