Mr. Smartypantz
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Tired of the nonsense, so deciding to mock it.
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Nuggets is a popular 2014 cartoon by Andreas Hykade that exemplifies what addiction feels like. Kiwi tastes a golden nugget... [🎞️ Studio FILM BILDER]
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September 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Nuggets is a popular 2014 cartoon by Andreas Hykade that exemplifies what addiction feels like. Kiwi tastes a golden nugget... [🎞️ Studio FILM BILDER]
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"My dad worked 12 hours every day just to put food on the table."
"Amazing man, but slowest cook ever."
"Amazing man, but slowest cook ever."
September 17, 2026 at 9:09 AM
"My dad worked 12 hours every day just to put food on the table."
"Amazing man, but slowest cook ever."
"Amazing man, but slowest cook ever."
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Somerset and thereabouts folk. I'm at Good Grief Weston on 17 October. From 11-3 I'll be part Frasier Crane, part death literate women in your area are waiting to talk to you. Then I'm on a panel from 3-4.
superculture.org.uk/projects/goo...
superculture.org.uk/projects/goo...
September 17, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Somerset and thereabouts folk. I'm at Good Grief Weston on 17 October. From 11-3 I'll be part Frasier Crane, part death literate women in your area are waiting to talk to you. Then I'm on a panel from 3-4.
superculture.org.uk/projects/goo...
superculture.org.uk/projects/goo...
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As Fozzie stood at the top step, he felt two tiny, webbed hands shove him from behind. He found himself cartwheeling through empty space, landing squarely on his back with a loud crack. As his vision dimmed, he heard a small, throaty voice from above. "Wokka wokka, motherfucker."
September 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
As Fozzie stood at the top step, he felt two tiny, webbed hands shove him from behind. He found himself cartwheeling through empty space, landing squarely on his back with a loud crack. As his vision dimmed, he heard a small, throaty voice from above. "Wokka wokka, motherfucker."
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You'll never work in this town again. Or any town. You've won the lottery!
September 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
You'll never work in this town again. Or any town. You've won the lottery!
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September 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
September 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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September 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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I will post this again for context. The difference between a billion and a million dollars
September 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I will post this again for context. The difference between a billion and a million dollars
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
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“I do hope you’ve been enjoying those steaks and that they’ve been prepared to your satisfaction—but now comes the delightful surprise.” — Emile Bernier
Horrified Guests Begin Gagging As Dinner Host Reveals They’ve Been Eating USDA Beef
RICHMOND, VA—Feeling the half-chewed contents of their stomachs roil as they retched into their napkins, guests at a local dinner party began gagging Tuesday as their host revealed that they had been ...
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September 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“I do hope you’ve been enjoying those steaks and that they’ve been prepared to your satisfaction—but now comes the delightful surprise.” — Emile Bernier
BREAKING: Napoleon will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
BREAKING: Napoleon will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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eating a corn dog with my date like lady and the tramp and as we kiss the stick goes through the back of my skull
September 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
eating a corn dog with my date like lady and the tramp and as we kiss the stick goes through the back of my skull
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thinking of changing up my look may start walking around while carrying a falcon
September 16, 2026 at 1:05 AM
thinking of changing up my look may start walking around while carrying a falcon
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I try not to be a hater, but there’s just so much stuff out there to hate
September 16, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I try not to be a hater, but there’s just so much stuff out there to hate
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No shit, 100% agree here.
September 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
No shit, 100% agree here.
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That's Billion with a B..
Last night actor Michael J. Fox accepted an Emmys for his contributions to Parkinson’s disease research. To date, his has helped raise 3 billion dollars for Parkinson’s research
Last night actor Michael J. Fox accepted an Emmys for his contributions to Parkinson’s disease research. To date, his has helped raise 3 billion dollars for Parkinson’s research
September 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
That's Billion with a B..
Last night actor Michael J. Fox accepted an Emmys for his contributions to Parkinson’s disease research. To date, his has helped raise 3 billion dollars for Parkinson’s research
Last night actor Michael J. Fox accepted an Emmys for his contributions to Parkinson’s disease research. To date, his has helped raise 3 billion dollars for Parkinson’s research
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how i like to believe my wife sees me when i get a jar open or kill a spider
September 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
how i like to believe my wife sees me when i get a jar open or kill a spider