Mike Maloney
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I once worked on Chronologically LOST.
I once worked on Chronologically LOST.
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Kickers, man …
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen.
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen.
September 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Kickers, man …
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen.
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen.
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![Comic. [Two people considering diagrams on whiteboard] PERSON 1 with ponytail: The W bosons produced by the collider beam will mostly be left-handed. PERSON 2: So we should send in a *right*-handed batter.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiclaz76nd4vfvtlhm7bncogauon6wkv4dh6fm7llbx3u4igqfovu4)
September 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Here ya go!
September 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Here ya go!
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The Clippers’ next first round pick is in 2034, which means the next player theyll be able to draft with their own pick was born in 2015 and is currently 11 or 12 years old
September 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The Clippers’ next first round pick is in 2034, which means the next player theyll be able to draft with their own pick was born in 2015 and is currently 11 or 12 years old
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It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
August 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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the final indignity the yankees visited upon the south
We join the rest of the world in mourning the passing of entertainment icon Dolly Parton ❤️
August 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
the final indignity the yankees visited upon the south
Move over cyclospora...
August 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Move over cyclospora...
In the latest sign that the WNBA has truly arrived, my kids wanted to watch the All-Star game Saturday night and were bored to tears after five minutes due to lack of effort, so we watched the 3-point contest from the night before instead.
July 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
In the latest sign that the WNBA has truly arrived, my kids wanted to watch the All-Star game Saturday night and were bored to tears after five minutes due to lack of effort, so we watched the 3-point contest from the night before instead.
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The Messi-Mbappé third place game fight for the Golden Boot is gonna be ELITE
July 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The Messi-Mbappé third place game fight for the Golden Boot is gonna be ELITE
Really conflicted on who to root for here. I think Spain's kits are awful, but I'm also a lifelong collared kit hater. Decisions, decisions...
July 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Really conflicted on who to root for here. I think Spain's kits are awful, but I'm also a lifelong collared kit hater. Decisions, decisions...
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(Greatest soccer game you’ve ever seen)
ANNOUNCER (sheepishly) ……… and remember to tune into World Cup tonight with James Corden……… he’s got Sophie Cunningham tonight
ANNOUNCER (sheepishly) ……… and remember to tune into World Cup tonight with James Corden……… he’s got Sophie Cunningham tonight
July 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
(Greatest soccer game you’ve ever seen)
ANNOUNCER (sheepishly) ……… and remember to tune into World Cup tonight with James Corden……… he’s got Sophie Cunningham tonight
ANNOUNCER (sheepishly) ……… and remember to tune into World Cup tonight with James Corden……… he’s got Sophie Cunningham tonight
Just a reminder that these matches are much better on Telemundo. Your level of Spanish comprehension is not relevant.
July 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Just a reminder that these matches are much better on Telemundo. Your level of Spanish comprehension is not relevant.
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SCOTUS ruled 5-4 specifically for Balogun.
July 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
SCOTUS ruled 5-4 specifically for Balogun.
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If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
May 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Chet Homgren haters are FEASTING tonight.
May 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Chet Homgren haters are FEASTING tonight.
The truly baffling group in this chart is the 19% who claim to like or love dinosaurs but don't have a favorite.
Not surprising to see my guy the stegosaurus once again getting no respect. #thagomizer
Not surprising to see my guy the stegosaurus once again getting no respect. #thagomizer
A shocking new poll result: Many Americans somehow don't have a favorite dinosaur.
And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops).
Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...
And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops).
Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...
April 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The truly baffling group in this chart is the 19% who claim to like or love dinosaurs but don't have a favorite.
Not surprising to see my guy the stegosaurus once again getting no respect. #thagomizer
Not surprising to see my guy the stegosaurus once again getting no respect. #thagomizer
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Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.
April 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.
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ANYONE ELSE GOT WORLD CUP FEVER
April 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
ANYONE ELSE GOT WORLD CUP FEVER
And they say as a species we're no longer capable of greatness.
March 31, 2026 at 1:49 PM
And they say as a species we're no longer capable of greatness.
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in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
March 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
Here's the livestream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX-i...
NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED
March 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Here's the livestream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX-i...
Mark Twain's an interesting choice to head up DHS. Isn't he dead?
March 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Mark Twain's an interesting choice to head up DHS. Isn't he dead?
YouTube engineer Cristos Goodrow is an absolute clown. 5-6 hours per day?
www.law360.com/classaction/...
www.law360.com/classaction/...
February 24, 2026 at 6:12 PM
YouTube engineer Cristos Goodrow is an absolute clown. 5-6 hours per day?
www.law360.com/classaction/...
www.law360.com/classaction/...
I don't know how hockey goalies do it. Nothing would make me say "fuck this shit" and quit in an instant faster than some of these insane goals off of deflections.
February 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I don't know how hockey goalies do it. Nothing would make me say "fuck this shit" and quit in an instant faster than some of these insane goals off of deflections.