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Size ten lightning boots, however.
The harder task is to find an occasion when she wasn't.
October 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The harder task is to find an occasion when she wasn't.
It's excessive if you are above subsistence level. But if you are on £100k+ then subsistence includes an au pair, so completely necessary.
October 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
It's excessive if you are above subsistence level. But if you are on £100k+ then subsistence includes an au pair, so completely necessary.
A few people who agree with her chosen narrative, dressed up to sound like more than the sum of their number.
September 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
A few people who agree with her chosen narrative, dressed up to sound like more than the sum of their number.
I think it's the endless talking out of it that did the damage, Mr Chiles
September 18, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I think it's the endless talking out of it that did the damage, Mr Chiles
Jeez, people need to lighten up. This is a regular feature in the lighter part of the Saturday magazine. If you are getting agitated that it's not hard news, then I suggest the problem might be with you
September 10, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Jeez, people need to lighten up. This is a regular feature in the lighter part of the Saturday magazine. If you are getting agitated that it's not hard news, then I suggest the problem might be with you
I'm resigning Reform but I want to still be a reliable and available right wing pundit pundit so blah blah blah
September 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I'm resigning Reform but I want to still be a reliable and available right wing pundit pundit so blah blah blah
He's got to do all the actual reporting whilst Chris Mason finds new orifices for his tongue, and learns new ways to torture prose.
September 5, 2026 at 6:18 AM
He's got to do all the actual reporting whilst Chris Mason finds new orifices for his tongue, and learns new ways to torture prose.
Deputy prime minister? No point reading further after that abject failure of fact from the off
September 3, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Deputy prime minister? No point reading further after that abject failure of fact from the off
Chris Mason currently fluffing his pom poms, and pressing his mini skirt, for his planned cheerleader routine.
September 3, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Chris Mason currently fluffing his pom poms, and pressing his mini skirt, for his planned cheerleader routine.
Tory leader judged horrible enough to be Tory leader, say Tory voters
August 31, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Tory leader judged horrible enough to be Tory leader, say Tory voters
Burnt Umber-Bejam
August 29, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Burnt Umber-Bejam
In the top 25% is a win. Rappers, video games and comic books are always my downfall. And my classic Greek isn't as extensive as I like to pretend.
August 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
In the top 25% is a win. Rappers, video games and comic books are always my downfall. And my classic Greek isn't as extensive as I like to pretend.
Turkeys voting for Christmas, and only now being told how they will be stuffed.
August 17, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Turkeys voting for Christmas, and only now being told how they will be stuffed.
Did you feel the draught as the point of that last post flew over your head?
August 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Did you feel the draught as the point of that last post flew over your head?
And still claiming that Reform have "momentum" which from my, long ago, memory of physics didn't include sliding backwards in the polls.
August 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
And still claiming that Reform have "momentum" which from my, long ago, memory of physics didn't include sliding backwards in the polls.