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Myss Teresa
@myssteresa.bsky.social
Human being. She/her. Love and respect. Adhd strong.
Today was a day I actually got stuff done. Yesterday was a day I did fuck all. I tend to forget on the fuck all days that I still have getting stuff done days.
September 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Ouch, Space Daily
April 29, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It's a beautiful day to stop talking to assholes. Forever.
March 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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A holepunch in your heart for each person loved throughout your life; a roll of tickets dispensed from the chest for admission into your life to walk among your challenges, rides, and haunted houses. Air is sweet with sugars and popcorn. You hear laughter even louder by the elephant ear stand
July 23, 2023 at 7:08 AM
Buckle up Buttercup! We're here to love ourselves and have standards!
March 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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[to the tune of "Girls on Film"]

🎵 Heads on spikes 🎵
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Women in hot pursuit of their glow up.
August 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Just sent a text that was emotional, vulnerable and included the phrase “I think I’m finally healing.”

Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”
August 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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If you haven’t yet… PBS is so desperate, they’re putting QR codes up on the app screen begging for people to contact their senate and congressional reps. This allows you to email them all at once.

protectmypublicmedia.org/rsc-emails/
Urge Congress: Save Public Media
Save your local stations. Email your Members of Congress now!
protectmypublicmedia.org
May 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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youre like an exotic treat that ill remember for the rest of my life. im like the 2 am breakfast burrito you got from the shady mexican place when you were drunk and its actually really good hey maybe you misjudged this place these people really put in the effort you prick
May 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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This.
May 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
You ever get freshly tattooed, and then get goosebumps? Ouch.
May 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
April 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Save me, 4pm coffee. 4pm coffee, save me.
April 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Republicans in Congress are so hellbent on denying women political power that they’re coming for our voting rights. #HandsOffHerVote
Fun fact: eight in ten married women have changed their surname which means they don’t have a birth certificate that matches their current legal name.

Over 69 million women would have to get new IDs to vote under the SAVE Act.

The GOP is trying to silence women across the country. #HandsOffHerVote
April 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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me: I'm going to build a time machine

him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for

me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs
April 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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“Bluesky is a place for serious discussion and an incredible tool for change”

vs

tree butt
April 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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I’ll just keep talking about this until everyone understands the depravity and soullessness
Did you know that the Biden administration helped Israel sell a bunch of oil licenses on October 29, 2023 for land/sea that belongs to Palestine?

What interesting timing.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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if rfk jr takes my meds away trust me it will be everyone else’s problem
March 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
January 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I promise to never "reflect on this transformative year and share some thoughts about what lies ahead" on linkedin or anywhere else
December 18, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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the big twitter account’s guide to bluesky

-shittalk bluesky for a year then pivot to seeking validation

-bemoan everyone’s healthy reevaluation of how they use social media

-insist twitter is still useful for you, exceptionally, personally

-complain you somehow can’t build a bluesky following
December 1, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.

More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.

Now.
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM