professor snootle
@naomifullbloom.bsky.social
The Kelly of your nightmares
I KNEW IT. I was scared I’d misremembered.
May 24, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I KNEW IT. I was scared I’d misremembered.
Remind me whether you can see Mark Hamill’s nuts or just his butt
May 24, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Remind me whether you can see Mark Hamill’s nuts or just his butt
I’m not eating this shit man
March 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I’m not eating this shit man
They will likely have some sort of guinea pig or bunny as a pet, often multiple
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
They will likely have some sort of guinea pig or bunny as a pet, often multiple
Hmmmm mosquitos you say
January 30, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Hmmmm mosquitos you say
You’re English right? So are you talking about music or sausages
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 PM
You’re English right? So are you talking about music or sausages