Nariko Ott
@narikoott.bsky.social
The Obama Presidential Library looks like the Jawas parked their car at a QuikTrip
June 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The Obama Presidential Library looks like the Jawas parked their car at a QuikTrip
Hey how often should I be getting a physical? 3-4 times a year?
May 29, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Hey how often should I be getting a physical? 3-4 times a year?
California just invented the funniest street sign to shoot
April 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
California just invented the funniest street sign to shoot
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Easy, Breezy, Beautiful…
April 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful…
About to cook up some Spizzleghetti
March 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
About to cook up some Spizzleghetti
Damn you know Snoop sold out when a former east side crip is reppin’ red
March 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Damn you know Snoop sold out when a former east side crip is reppin’ red
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Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
February 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
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The richest man owns X.
The second and third richest men control Google.
The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.
And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
The second and third richest men control Google.
The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.
And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover
www.nytimes.com
February 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The richest man owns X.
The second and third richest men control Google.
The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.
And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
The second and third richest men control Google.
The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.
And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
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NORMAL GUY: hey man how’s it going
GAVIN NEWSOM: I’ll tell you how it’s not going: transgenderly.
NORMAL GUY: ok
GAVIN NEWSOM: I’ll tell you how it’s not going: transgenderly.
NORMAL GUY: ok
February 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
NORMAL GUY: hey man how’s it going
GAVIN NEWSOM: I’ll tell you how it’s not going: transgenderly.
NORMAL GUY: ok
GAVIN NEWSOM: I’ll tell you how it’s not going: transgenderly.
NORMAL GUY: ok
If we go full WW3 I hope I get enough heads up to blow through my hundred of dollars first
February 1, 2026 at 6:17 AM
If we go full WW3 I hope I get enough heads up to blow through my hundred of dollars first
I wanna be the first comedian to crowd work El Toro
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I wanna be the first comedian to crowd work El Toro
Sitting eating breakfast and the lead singer of The Shins is at the next table.
I really want to lean over and tell him “my ex girlfriend used to torture me with your music.”
But he probably gets that a lot
I really want to lean over and tell him “my ex girlfriend used to torture me with your music.”
But he probably gets that a lot
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sitting eating breakfast and the lead singer of The Shins is at the next table.
I really want to lean over and tell him “my ex girlfriend used to torture me with your music.”
But he probably gets that a lot
I really want to lean over and tell him “my ex girlfriend used to torture me with your music.”
But he probably gets that a lot
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I’m in a restaurant watching a guy eat French fries with a fork. Absolute neon red flag. A total animal in a cardigan.
Eat fries with a fork = eats butt with his hands behind his back
Eat fries with a fork = eats butt with his hands behind his back
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m in a restaurant watching a guy eat French fries with a fork. Absolute neon red flag. A total animal in a cardigan.
Eat fries with a fork = eats butt with his hands behind his back
Eat fries with a fork = eats butt with his hands behind his back
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1. He can fire all the prosecutors he wants but still a long way from getting a conviction without evidence. We'll see.
2. He's getting crazier by the hour now, isn't he? This is on top of talking about re-invading Afghanistan and no one is allowed to criticize him on TV...and that's just today.
2. He's getting crazier by the hour now, isn't he? This is on top of talking about re-invading Afghanistan and no one is allowed to criticize him on TV...and that's just today.
"President Donald Trump is expected to fire the U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia after his office was unable to find incriminating evidence of mortgage fraud against New York Attorney General Letitia James, according to sources."
Trump poised to fire US attorney for resisting effort to charge NY AG Letitia James: Sources
President Trump is expected to fire the U.S. attorney in Eastern Virginia after he was unable to find evidence of mortgage fraud against NY AG Letitia James, sources say.
abcnews.go.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
1. He can fire all the prosecutors he wants but still a long way from getting a conviction without evidence. We'll see.
2. He's getting crazier by the hour now, isn't he? This is on top of talking about re-invading Afghanistan and no one is allowed to criticize him on TV...and that's just today.
2. He's getting crazier by the hour now, isn't he? This is on top of talking about re-invading Afghanistan and no one is allowed to criticize him on TV...and that's just today.
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This is metal AF
I can't sit on this, it's too good. ISO 9000 idgaf 🪶
September 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is metal AF
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no you don't understand it doesn't count as "cancel culture" if it's being done using the full force of the federal government
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
no you don't understand it doesn't count as "cancel culture" if it's being done using the full force of the federal government
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trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism
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This is genuinely hilarious, I can’t believe it’s real. This guy’s brain is made of sludge and he couldn’t give less of a shit about his own supporters.
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is genuinely hilarious, I can’t believe it’s real. This guy’s brain is made of sludge and he couldn’t give less of a shit about his own supporters.
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"hey everybody remember how we spent the last few years telling you you were useless and actively trying to cut you out of productive society? that's all just water under the bridge right?"
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
August 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"hey everybody remember how we spent the last few years telling you you were useless and actively trying to cut you out of productive society? that's all just water under the bridge right?"
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
Me:
Me:
July 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
Me:
Me: