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Nathan Courtney
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Too many platforms,
not enough to say.
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Farage looks like a man who tried to nonchalantly jump over a low wall to take a shortcut, caught his leg on it and almost fell over, then tried to style it out while also looking accusingly at the wall, before walking off, trying to hide a limp.
August 15, 2026 at 10:01 AM
This is your periodic reminder that the “unbelievable heat” that set off Dave Syndrome in Black books was 31C.
This year has hit 35C 10 times.
Temperatures have now exceeded 35°C in the UK today 🌡️

This now provisionally the 10th day in 2026 where temperatures have reached or exceeded 35°C or more
August 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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"Sorry, my product randomly breaks the law sometimes" is not something we would tolerate from other industries. Maybe we shouldn't tolerate it with AI
August 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
This is just wonderful: youtu.be/6-W9ow4OL-Q?...
I Turned Darth Vader’s Theme into a Bach Fugue
YouTube video by Lucas Brar
youtu.be
June 20, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Finally (after how many years?) updated my BlueSky handle to use my custom domain.
June 20, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Congratulations England! #Lionesses
July 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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You and me both, wasps, you and me both
July 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
What ever happened to the old sales adage of "never give customers a reason to do a market comparison"

If you're an insurance company and you put my premiums up by 50% by the time I call you up to cancel you've already lost my business, no amount of "loyalty discount" will convince me to stay.
June 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's encouraging that DPD seem to be so excited to deliver my parcel, but I feel that 168 emails over the last hour might be a little excessive.
May 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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every regulation is written in blood

or, well, foul liquid
March 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I hear that Nature, the pre-eminent journal of science research, will only allow cleaning staff to use brooms and dusters in their offices. It seems Nature abhors a vacuum.
March 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The “please leave us a review” culture is getting crazy.

No, I’m not writing a review of the car park.
February 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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"It is a fact universally acknowledged that a woman in possession of an opinion must be in want of a correction."

Rebecca Solnit, 'Men Explain Lolita to Me' (2015)
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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January 18th is Winnie the Pooh Day, which honors the enduring legacy of A.A. Milne’s classic children’s stories featuring Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore, Tigger, and other characters. The date celebrates A.A. Milne’s birthday
January 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Handful of bees out in the weak sunshine this morning. About halfway to Spring.
January 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Christmas candle.
Homemade using wax from my own bees.
December 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Survivor bias: Why the only chocolates left in the house are ones I don’t like.
December 1, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Anybody starting to get a steady trickle of spam followers?
No, I’m not following back your web design company I’ve never heard of.
December 1, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Is 4pm too early to get into pyjamas?
Asking for a friend.
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Welcome, welcome to all the new joiners. Pull up a chair by the fire, get comfy.

A bit of feedback for some people. If you have no posts, initials as a username and something random as a profile pic I’m unlikely to follow you back. I’m old and tired, give me some clue who you are.
November 20, 2024 at 2:05 PM
@god-empress.bsky.social hello Internet friend!
November 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Feels like a good morning to tell Bluesky the story about when I overdosed on my underwear, so let’s do this! 🧵
November 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
@zaltzcricket.bsky.social Welcome!
Please encourage the rest of the TMS family to hop across.
Please.
Pretty please.
November 18, 2024 at 3:37 PM