Morgan
@nbuwaterpirate.bsky.social
ship rat with a pretty, biteable face. blacksmith gf, dumb dork, obtuse
no it's a disposable vape brand, I just thought that was funny
October 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
no it's a disposable vape brand, I just thought that was funny
ok but that's a really low bar
October 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
ok but that's a really low bar
geekbar is a euphemism for your gf's penis
October 3, 2026 at 8:49 AM
geekbar is a euphemism for your gf's penis
draculas are old timey, they probably draw a bath
October 2, 2026 at 8:43 AM
draculas are old timey, they probably draw a bath
I wear hats like Piper's from fallout 4 or Jotaro's, I find them at thrift stores sometimes
October 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I wear hats like Piper's from fallout 4 or Jotaro's, I find them at thrift stores sometimes
the statement is that you're a girl
October 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
the statement is that you're a girl
np, it's been a while since I did one of these, it was fun
September 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
np, it's been a while since I did one of these, it was fun
y'all still talking about "voting abstinence" is how I know y'all don't listen to a word we say. "we're not at that stage yet" nah we're well past that stage, I'm voting Republican. this is a threat.
September 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
y'all still talking about "voting abstinence" is how I know y'all don't listen to a word we say. "we're not at that stage yet" nah we're well past that stage, I'm voting Republican. this is a threat.
I'm not going to abstain, I'm going to vote Republican. better get your shit together before November
September 15, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I'm not going to abstain, I'm going to vote Republican. better get your shit together before November
*reflexively offers you a smoke*
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
*reflexively offers you a smoke*
thank you! good luck to you on doing nothing about it!
September 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
thank you! good luck to you on doing nothing about it!
damn, then ig you should probably do something about that before we start voting for Republicans en masse, huh? 🦂
September 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
damn, then ig you should probably do something about that before we start voting for Republicans en masse, huh? 🦂
not needed. is there a spite emoji I can use instead?
September 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
not needed. is there a spite emoji I can use instead?
no I caught the sarcasm. the important part, the part you should be worried about, is they don't care about your rights. which is why we're threatening to vote for them
September 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
no I caught the sarcasm. the important part, the part you should be worried about, is they don't care about your rights. which is why we're threatening to vote for them
precisely; the important part is that they don't care about yours 😘
September 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
precisely; the important part is that they don't care about yours 😘
yes, that's the idea. glad you figured it out
September 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
yes, that's the idea. glad you figured it out
no. fuck your pet bigot.
September 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
no. fuck your pet bigot.
I don't think you're actually capable of telling a lie
September 7, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I don't think you're actually capable of telling a lie
yeah, got a less boring one?
September 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
yeah, got a less boring one?
if the sight of this doesn't fill you with wonder then your heart is dead
crashing planes into towers should be a regular show attraction, like how they used to crash train locomotives into each other
crashing planes into towers should be a regular show attraction, like how they used to crash train locomotives into each other
September 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
if the sight of this doesn't fill you with wonder then your heart is dead
crashing planes into towers should be a regular show attraction, like how they used to crash train locomotives into each other
crashing planes into towers should be a regular show attraction, like how they used to crash train locomotives into each other