Morgan
@nbuwaterpirate.bsky.social
ship rat with a pretty, biteable face. blacksmith gf, dumb dork, obtuse
it's ok guys, I can wait outside
Damn it I knew I should of bought those shoes for fido, and I'm surely not going to get him to quit smoking!💨🐕🤣
September 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
it's ok guys, I can wait outside
please stop encouraging people to impersonate cops, that's an obvious psyop and it's not going to end well
September 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
please stop encouraging people to impersonate cops, that's an obvious psyop and it's not going to end well
Record baby boom brings world’s heaviest parrot back from the brink www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/k...
Record baby boom brings world’s heaviest parrot back from the brink
A record 90 chicks have been added to the population count of the kakapo parrot in New Zealand, delighting conservationists.
www.nbcnews.com
September 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
sic semper tyrannis
August 21, 2026 at 11:28 PM
sic semper tyrannis
all came some, some came all
August 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
all came some, some came all
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sous chefs are antiheroes. "sous chef" is an oppressive class, like Scientologist people or Circassian people.
August 2, 2026 at 6:40 AM
sous chefs are antiheroes. "sous chef" is an oppressive class, like Scientologist people or Circassian people.
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GULLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
July 27, 2026 at 8:24 AM
GULLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
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Hear hear. If you say “I hate gulls” what you are really saying is “I refuse to bother to understand these creatures or show any curiosity about how they live but I view myself as very important and I’m annoyed that they will not bend to my will.”
Your attitude towards gulls says more about you than them. Wonderful, curious, inventive creatures oft dismissed as flyting rats. Go read Tom's piece on them. You have to become a paying subscribers to do so but you won't regret it. Incredible value for money if you appreciate great writing.
July 27, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Hear hear. If you say “I hate gulls” what you are really saying is “I refuse to bother to understand these creatures or show any curiosity about how they live but I view myself as very important and I’m annoyed that they will not bend to my will.”
guys what if we started smoking again, but in a bi-lesbian kinda way?
July 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
guys what if we started smoking again, but in a bi-lesbian kinda way?
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im abt to start summer classes and i don't have much money. anything helps. if u cant donate, at least retweet this. thank u so much
im doing really poorly rn both mentally and financially
im trying to make 40 dollars a day but sometimes works not forthcoming with that.
if u can help at all (even just sharing) thatd be immense
just don't break the bank over me
cashapp: cash.app/$anontanuki
paypal: www.paypal.me/rednut
im trying to make 40 dollars a day but sometimes works not forthcoming with that.
if u can help at all (even just sharing) thatd be immense
just don't break the bank over me
cashapp: cash.app/$anontanuki
paypal: www.paypal.me/rednut
May 20, 2026 at 10:19 PM
im abt to start summer classes and i don't have much money. anything helps. if u cant donate, at least retweet this. thank u so much
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should have just gone with the sea dragon smfh
May 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
should have just gone with the sea dragon smfh
@aaron.bsky.team like god, imagine if I tried using excuses even half as pathetic as yours at my job, I'd be fired on the spot lmao. get your shit together
May 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
@aaron.bsky.team like god, imagine if I tried using excuses even half as pathetic as yours at my job, I'd be fired on the spot lmao. get your shit together
"let me sing for you the song of my people" *screams in the walk in*
May 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"let me sing for you the song of my people" *screams in the walk in*
@aaron.bsky.team unban Cassie you sauceless Joker gas victim
May 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
@aaron.bsky.team unban Cassie you sauceless Joker gas victim
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PUT COCAIN BACK IN COKE
April 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
PUT COCAIN BACK IN COKE
getting wild tonight (putting the progesterone fish in backwards)
April 25, 2026 at 1:20 AM
getting wild tonight (putting the progesterone fish in backwards)
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i think it is actually totally fine if urban areas with their higher density populations and higher levels of education have a proportionally greater say in national politics than less-dense and less-educated rural areas
April 22, 2026 at 2:21 AM
i think it is actually totally fine if urban areas with their higher density populations and higher levels of education have a proportionally greater say in national politics than less-dense and less-educated rural areas
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willow ptarmigan. Thank you for spreading the bird word, @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
willow ptarmigan. Thank you for spreading the bird word, @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
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just for the record, i went ahead and deleted my previous post because the kirby avatar who wants to do a bolshevik revolution (but never will) has shooters
April 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
just for the record, i went ahead and deleted my previous post because the kirby avatar who wants to do a bolshevik revolution (but never will) has shooters
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For the record in this house we stand for the kirby avatar
April 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
For the record in this house we stand for the kirby avatar
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if you ever ask me to form a public opinion on the private kinks of my trans siblings my response will always be "what are you a fucking fed"
April 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
if you ever ask me to form a public opinion on the private kinks of my trans siblings my response will always be "what are you a fucking fed"