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aka natasha | she/her | ace/queer | former/future lurker | indestructible little fucker | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife
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Um.
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
September 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Um.
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This is dope
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA.
Learned a lot, watching this.
Learned a lot, watching this.
September 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This is dope
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I can’t believe the Babadook tweet lady just won an Emmy lmao never tell me online isn’t real
September 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I can’t believe the Babadook tweet lady just won an Emmy lmao never tell me online isn’t real
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this is a win for babadooks everywhere
September 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
this is a win for babadooks everywhere
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“Do you believe there are only two sexes” is this political generation’s “do you believe marriage is between a man and a woman” and they’re all fucking it up
Let trans kids play sports (if they want to), Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm old enough to remember when politicians used same-sex marriage as a wedge issue, and it fucking sucks to see them doing the same exact thing, decades later, with trans kids' right to play sports.
I'm old enough to remember when politicians used same-sex marriage as a wedge issue, and it fucking sucks to see them doing the same exact thing, decades later, with trans kids' right to play sports.
September 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
“Do you believe there are only two sexes” is this political generation’s “do you believe marriage is between a man and a woman” and they’re all fucking it up
i love it when the burly guys at the gym tell me i have great form 💪
September 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
i love it when the burly guys at the gym tell me i have great form 💪
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we watched I Love Boosters and 9 to 5 on two consecutive nights this weekend and it turns out that's a surprisingly perfect double feature, I can't believe there are two different movies that ask "what if you got really high and fed Das Kapital into the outfit computer from Clueless"
September 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
we watched I Love Boosters and 9 to 5 on two consecutive nights this weekend and it turns out that's a surprisingly perfect double feature, I can't believe there are two different movies that ask "what if you got really high and fed Das Kapital into the outfit computer from Clueless"
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This whole thread is incredible, but look at this stat.
we tracked months of rent payments to an estimated 13,000 families. the expected cost of rehousing those families, had they entered eviction, would be north of $218 million dollars. keeping them housed cost around $38-40 million
September 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
This whole thread is incredible, but look at this stat.
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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ME AGE 11: pirates were cool, they found treasure and swore and had eyepatches and parrots
ME AGE 41: pirates were cool, they were multiracial, distributed resources and responsibility, got drunk all the time, and turned the boomerang back against mercantilist empire, often killing the English
ME AGE 41: pirates were cool, they were multiracial, distributed resources and responsibility, got drunk all the time, and turned the boomerang back against mercantilist empire, often killing the English
September 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
ME AGE 11: pirates were cool, they found treasure and swore and had eyepatches and parrots
ME AGE 41: pirates were cool, they were multiracial, distributed resources and responsibility, got drunk all the time, and turned the boomerang back against mercantilist empire, often killing the English
ME AGE 41: pirates were cool, they were multiracial, distributed resources and responsibility, got drunk all the time, and turned the boomerang back against mercantilist empire, often killing the English
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Women during the guysistrata
September 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Women during the guysistrata
thinking about the time i was really sick, uninsured, and desperate, so my mom sent me her dog’s leftover prednisone pills
american healthcare, amirite?
american healthcare, amirite?
September 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
thinking about the time i was really sick, uninsured, and desperate, so my mom sent me her dog’s leftover prednisone pills
american healthcare, amirite?
american healthcare, amirite?
just found a particularly large one that may or may not have been a black widow, and when i tried to vacuum it up with my weak-as-hell dust buster it ran under couch
anyway, how is your thursday going?
anyway, how is your thursday going?
i love spiders. spiders are my friends.
when i tell you my house is absolutely overrun with spiders right now 🙃
when i tell you my house is absolutely overrun with spiders right now 🙃
September 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
just found a particularly large one that may or may not have been a black widow, and when i tried to vacuum it up with my weak-as-hell dust buster it ran under couch
anyway, how is your thursday going?
anyway, how is your thursday going?
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this one made me tear up 🥹
September 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
this one made me tear up 🥹
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Also good advice. Here ends my PSAs for today.
September 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Also good advice. Here ends my PSAs for today.
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Okay I’m going to do a thread on “trust the science” and MAHA, from the perspective of a woman with a uterus who is also the parent of a child with a rare genetic disorder. 🧵
September 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Okay I’m going to do a thread on “trust the science” and MAHA, from the perspective of a woman with a uterus who is also the parent of a child with a rare genetic disorder. 🧵
me, every time
I will be on vacation for three days, so naturally I will be bringing a full sized checked bag
September 7, 2026 at 4:09 PM
me, every time
the federal tipped minimum wage has been $2.13 since 1991
raise your hand if you’ve ever received a paycheck for $0.00 🙋♀️
raise your hand if you’ve ever received a paycheck for $0.00 🙋♀️
Federal minimum wage in:
2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25
2022: $7.25
2023: $7.25
2024: $7.25
2025: $7.25
2026: $7.25
Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25
2022: $7.25
2023: $7.25
2024: $7.25
2025: $7.25
2026: $7.25
Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
September 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
the federal tipped minimum wage has been $2.13 since 1991
raise your hand if you’ve ever received a paycheck for $0.00 🙋♀️
raise your hand if you’ve ever received a paycheck for $0.00 🙋♀️
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Just exchange lighthouse keeper for pira—you know what? Never mind, welcome back Stede Bonnet!
September 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Just exchange lighthouse keeper for pira—you know what? Never mind, welcome back Stede Bonnet!
my grandfather and his siblings frequently talked about living in a tent in a past-its-prime mining town with scorpions crawling up the walls. that town no longer exists and honestly, good fucking riddance
i do not go camping because my grandfather did not go to college so i could shit in the woods
i do not go camping because my grandfather did not go to college so i could shit in the woods
how far back do you have to go in your family tree to someone who lived without indoor plumbing
for me, that would be one (1)
for me, that would be one (1)
the level of poverty that existed in even the relatively recent past (and still exists in rural areas in developing countries) is essentially unimaginable to the average resident of a developed country
September 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
my grandfather and his siblings frequently talked about living in a tent in a past-its-prime mining town with scorpions crawling up the walls. that town no longer exists and honestly, good fucking riddance
i do not go camping because my grandfather did not go to college so i could shit in the woods
i do not go camping because my grandfather did not go to college so i could shit in the woods
i am forever indebted to gloria steinem for demonstrating—and proclaiming—that you don’t need to be a wife and mother to have a rich, fulfilling life
and i wouldn’t be half the person i am if i weren’t raised by a mother with a ms magazine subscription
rest in power, queen
and i wouldn’t be half the person i am if i weren’t raised by a mother with a ms magazine subscription
rest in power, queen
September 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
i am forever indebted to gloria steinem for demonstrating—and proclaiming—that you don’t need to be a wife and mother to have a rich, fulfilling life
and i wouldn’t be half the person i am if i weren’t raised by a mother with a ms magazine subscription
rest in power, queen
and i wouldn’t be half the person i am if i weren’t raised by a mother with a ms magazine subscription
rest in power, queen
guys, they dug my vibe ☺️
i’m realizing that i’ve been on very few job interviews in my life. i’m trying to prepare and the whole process is making me sick to my stomach.
i’m trying to remind myself that making it through the application process is half the battle, and people are either going to dig my vibe or they won’t 🤞
i’m trying to remind myself that making it through the application process is half the battle, and people are either going to dig my vibe or they won’t 🤞
September 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
guys, they dug my vibe ☺️