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zep 🏴‍☠️
@nczebra.bsky.social
aka natasha | she/her | ace/queer | former/future lurker | indestructible little fucker | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife
this pen is indeed rad, and also, happy birthday!!
September 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
i made it two minutes into the telecast before noping out, so i appreciated your reporting!
September 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
that is my favorite part of any award show. i’m gonna need to find it online.
September 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
ugggh that’s the worst 😩
September 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
my mom is pretty savvy to this stuff but i am so worried for the day that she’s not

my dad would absolutely fall for all of it (he was targeted for pig butchering and it went on for months) but thankfully he’s poor af and you can’t scam blood from a turnip
September 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
holy shit
September 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
plot twist: scottish children did 9/11
September 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
someone posted a pic on reddit
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September 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
as someone who does not have a butthole, i need this shirt so bad. i could start so may educational conversations with strangers!
September 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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ME AGE 11: pirates were cool, they found treasure and swore and had eyepatches and parrots

ME AGE 41: pirates were cool, they were multiracial, distributed resources and responsibility, got drunk all the time, and turned the boomerang back against mercantilist empire, often killing the English
September 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM