Neil Doesn't Know
@neildoesntknow.bsky.social
Husband, dad, movie maker, tall
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
You’re boycotting Ed Sheeran because he’s pro-Israel. I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran because his music is bad.
September 15, 2026 at 7:50 PM
You’re boycotting Ed Sheeran because he’s pro-Israel. I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran because his music is bad.
Downgrade a movie:
Wayne’s Neighborhood
Wayne’s Neighborhood
Downgrade a movie:
Ferris Bueller's Morning Off
Ferris Bueller's Morning Off
Downgrade a movie:
Fast Times at Ridgemont High School, Ohio
Fast Times at Ridgemont High School, Ohio
August 29, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Downgrade a movie:
Wayne’s Neighborhood
Wayne’s Neighborhood
I am a MLB TV subscriber and I would pay double if the stream automatically muted the commercial breaks
August 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I am a MLB TV subscriber and I would pay double if the stream automatically muted the commercial breaks
I think it’s ok if I don’t know everything about everyone who’s famous. In fact I think it’s fine if I don’t know everything about people I already know
August 25, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I think it’s ok if I don’t know everything about everyone who’s famous. In fact I think it’s fine if I don’t know everything about people I already know
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
Oi! We saw you from across the bar and your vibe is TERRIBLE.
August 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Oi! We saw you from across the bar and your vibe is TERRIBLE.
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
A.I. just helps people who don't want to write make things people don't want to read
August 18, 2026 at 10:11 PM
A.I. just helps people who don't want to write make things people don't want to read
The only thing worse than today’s Wordle word was googling it afterward and finding out what it is 🤢
August 16, 2026 at 11:30 AM
The only thing worse than today’s Wordle word was googling it afterward and finding out what it is 🤢
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky]
we needed this
we needed this
June 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky]
we needed this
we needed this
Is… is the best movie of 2026 the fucking Sheep Detectives?
August 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Is… is the best movie of 2026 the fucking Sheep Detectives?
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
People will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "We won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only $20 per person. Plus you can get $50 in free bets when you sign up for an account."
August 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
People will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "We won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only $20 per person. Plus you can get $50 in free bets when you sign up for an account."
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
My biggest Loser opinion which I nevertheless believe to be true is that early morning wake ups are a disease which should not be encouraged by society. 8 AM should be the equivalent of the crack of dawn in the new utopia
August 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
My biggest Loser opinion which I nevertheless believe to be true is that early morning wake ups are a disease which should not be encouraged by society. 8 AM should be the equivalent of the crack of dawn in the new utopia
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
Anna and Elsa's story in the first Frozen is fundamentally a story about the dangers of homeschooling. In this essay
August 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Anna and Elsa's story in the first Frozen is fundamentally a story about the dangers of homeschooling. In this essay
I wasn’t fooled by new Game of Thrones and I shall not be fooled by new Ted Lasso
August 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I wasn’t fooled by new Game of Thrones and I shall not be fooled by new Ted Lasso
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
AI pictures of food look like what an alien would serve to you if they were trying to be polite but only had the meal described to them by another alien
oh wow r/washingtondc found the worst one i've seen so far
August 13, 2026 at 1:09 AM
AI pictures of food look like what an alien would serve to you if they were trying to be polite but only had the meal described to them by another alien
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
I can’t believe the White Sox are ruining the sport of baseball.
August 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I can’t believe the White Sox are ruining the sport of baseball.
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
Saddest sight in the world is a wife without crow's feet. That's a husband who's not delivering the laughs
August 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Saddest sight in the world is a wife without crow's feet. That's a husband who's not delivering the laughs
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
I tell people I’m not a dog person but what I mean is I’m not a dog owner person
August 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I tell people I’m not a dog person but what I mean is I’m not a dog owner person
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
What bugs me about Dodger Discourse is that it shifts the focus off of genuine malfeasance by other teams. The Tigers just quasi-quit on a playoff race that they're very much still in! Who did that to their fans? It wasn't Boras, Manfred, or the LAD
August 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
What bugs me about Dodger Discourse is that it shifts the focus off of genuine malfeasance by other teams. The Tigers just quasi-quit on a playoff race that they're very much still in! Who did that to their fans? It wasn't Boras, Manfred, or the LAD
Dear phone:
I have never, not once in my entire life, intentionally typed: “Greta to hear from you.”
I have never, not once in my entire life, intentionally typed: “Greta to hear from you.”
July 28, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Dear phone:
I have never, not once in my entire life, intentionally typed: “Greta to hear from you.”
I have never, not once in my entire life, intentionally typed: “Greta to hear from you.”
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
Apparently, we're arguing about tipping again, so I'll repeat what I always say: if you're in a culture that tips, you tip. Your theoretical economic reform theory has no bearing on the present reality, and when you use it as an excuse for not tipping, you tell people what a dick you are. 1/2
July 21, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Apparently, we're arguing about tipping again, so I'll repeat what I always say: if you're in a culture that tips, you tip. Your theoretical economic reform theory has no bearing on the present reality, and when you use it as an excuse for not tipping, you tell people what a dick you are. 1/2
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
July 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
Never forget that they had to spend trillions of dollars, build massive data centers, consume millions of galloons of water and insane amounts of electricity, just to kind of do what you can do better with your imagination and a cup of coffee.
That's how envious they are of what you can do.
That's how envious they are of what you can do.
July 20, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Never forget that they had to spend trillions of dollars, build massive data centers, consume millions of galloons of water and insane amounts of electricity, just to kind of do what you can do better with your imagination and a cup of coffee.
That's how envious they are of what you can do.
That's how envious they are of what you can do.
Reposted by Neil Doesn't Know
