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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist.
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The Gangbangers call that a 'Whack whack'.
September 16, 2026 at 7:30 AM
The Gangbangers call that a 'Whack whack'.
Awww.. she got Mom's tramp stamp and everything!
September 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Awww.. she got Mom's tramp stamp and everything!
Is.. is that what happened to Jimothy's spine?
September 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Is.. is that what happened to Jimothy's spine?
Ah, it's a joke about the Strait of HorMoooooooooooooos!
September 15, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Ah, it's a joke about the Strait of HorMoooooooooooooos!
My wife's bones must be extra strong, 'cause she says she's digging my grave first!
September 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
My wife's bones must be extra strong, 'cause she says she's digging my grave first!
I dunno.. a magical guy dressed all in red, with an army of minions to do his bidding, teaching kids to be greedy? Sounds like they got the right address.
September 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I dunno.. a magical guy dressed all in red, with an army of minions to do his bidding, teaching kids to be greedy? Sounds like they got the right address.
W...what?
I... I gotta sit down...
I... I gotta sit down...
September 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
W...what?
I... I gotta sit down...
I... I gotta sit down...
To heck with Cthulhu Fhtagn.. let's get some Cthulhu Fellatio up in here!
September 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
To heck with Cthulhu Fhtagn.. let's get some Cthulhu Fellatio up in here!
As a wise man once said...
"Blahlahlahla! Lahlahluhlahluh! Labaluhlubuluhlah!"
"Blahlahlahla! Lahlahluhlahluh! Labaluhlubuluhlah!"
September 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
As a wise man once said...
"Blahlahlahla! Lahlahluhlahluh! Labaluhlubuluhlah!"
"Blahlahlahla! Lahlahluhlahluh! Labaluhlubuluhlah!"
I hope they get the help they need.
September 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I hope they get the help they need.