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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist.
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God bless the great Andy Donato.
Canadians grew up with his cartoons and very Canadian political cartoon style.
RIP 1937-2026 😭
Canadians grew up with his cartoons and very Canadian political cartoon style.
RIP 1937-2026 😭
September 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
God bless the great Andy Donato.
Canadians grew up with his cartoons and very Canadian political cartoon style.
RIP 1937-2026 😭
Canadians grew up with his cartoons and very Canadian political cartoon style.
RIP 1937-2026 😭
I said it once, I'll say it again... That is the face of a chicken fucker.
September 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I said it once, I'll say it again... That is the face of a chicken fucker.
Legit thought this was a toddler in a headlock for a second there...
my poor little guy’s having a food allergy reaction and can’t stop scratching himself raw, so look at how he has to live!
September 16, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Legit thought this was a toddler in a headlock for a second there...
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
Is.. is that what happened to Jimothy's spine?
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Is.. is that what happened to Jimothy's spine?
Jim Henson's Creature Shop really phoned it in on this one.
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
September 15, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Jim Henson's Creature Shop really phoned it in on this one.
Just put it in a bag of rice.. it'll be fine.
September 15, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Just put it in a bag of rice.. it'll be fine.
I dunno.. a magical guy dressed all in red, with an army of minions to do his bidding, teaching kids to be greedy? Sounds like they got the right address.
September 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I dunno.. a magical guy dressed all in red, with an army of minions to do his bidding, teaching kids to be greedy? Sounds like they got the right address.
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RIP to the great Bob Mackie. We should all wear a Carol Burnett "Gone with the Wind" curtain costume for Halloween. Though it'll be hard to pass each other on the street.
September 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
RIP to the great Bob Mackie. We should all wear a Carol Burnett "Gone with the Wind" curtain costume for Halloween. Though it'll be hard to pass each other on the street.
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Coyote Vs. Acme's marketing if it was good
go check out the film btw
go check out the film btw
September 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Coyote Vs. Acme's marketing if it was good
go check out the film btw
go check out the film btw
Yep... it's still a castle.
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Yep... it's still a castle.
🎶I'm lyin' in Onionhead, just like Bryan Wilson did🎶
Happy 68th Birthday to Mark Bryan Wilson, the actor and puppeteer who played Slimer in the original Ghostbusters! 🎂👻
September 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
🎶I'm lyin' in Onionhead, just like Bryan Wilson did🎶
"What, me prosper?"
September 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
"What, me prosper?"
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Counter-Tariffs take effect as Canadians brace for life without American truck nutz
Counter-Tariffs take effect as Canadians brace for life without American truck nutz
OTTAWA - With anti-American counter-tariffs taking effect as of September 8th, Canadians will be forced to make due without easy market access to their most-purchased American products, namely chrome ...
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September 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Counter-Tariffs take effect as Canadians brace for life without American truck nutz
Just blew my nephew's mind by informing him that, technically, dino nuggies are made from real dinosaurs.
September 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Just blew my nephew's mind by informing him that, technically, dino nuggies are made from real dinosaurs.
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The Tick Season 1 Episode 12, broadcast in 1995, predicted 9/11.
September 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The Tick Season 1 Episode 12, broadcast in 1995, predicted 9/11.
Relax. He was looking at color choices for the new Reflecting Pool liner, and accidentally got his head stuck in the bucket. It'll peel off soon.
what is the world is going on with Trump's hair?
(Jim Watson/AFP via Getty)
(Jim Watson/AFP via Getty)
September 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Relax. He was looking at color choices for the new Reflecting Pool liner, and accidentally got his head stuck in the bucket. It'll peel off soon.
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My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
September 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
Great. I only just shed my childhood fear of falling into quicksand.
Becoming helpless in flowing grain probably feels good af for the human
September 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Great. I only just shed my childhood fear of falling into quicksand.
Time to up my meds. I 100% see Baby Hitler in that cloud.
Saw a pink glow through my skylight and went out into my garden to this. Unedited pic, it's just a sunset hitting the clouds perfectly 🖤
September 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Time to up my meds. I 100% see Baby Hitler in that cloud.
This should be this channels pfp, really.
September 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
This should be this channels pfp, really.
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This is too far. Trump renamed Eric??
September 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
This is too far. Trump renamed Eric??
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Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies
Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies
WASHINGTON D.C. - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has posted disparaging comments about female Canadian Air Force cadets, all while maintaining his busy schedule of personally inspecting the testicles o...
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September 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies
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Well yeah she's an adult
Fox News Host Tells AOC, ‘Girl, No Conservative Would Want To Date You’
Fox News Host Tells AOC, ‘Girl, No Conservative Would Want To Date You’
Fox News host Julie Banderas insisted that "no conservative" would ever want to date Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and that only a "brave soul" would want to father her children.
The post Fox News Host Tells AOC, ‘Girl, No Conservative Would Want To Date You’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Well yeah she's an adult