Got more paint on me than the walls 🖌
September 14, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Got more paint on me than the walls 🖌
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arctic monkeys or something:
Have you ever fingered a twink on the dance floor?
August 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
arctic monkeys or something:
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And den hi go take dem to di bowling alley
June 27, 2026 at 6:51 AM
And den hi go take dem to di bowling alley
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what if keir starmer simply got through this by posting hog
June 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
what if keir starmer simply got through this by posting hog
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I'll say it again. Birmingham is building a Dutch election through their own force of will.
I am reminded of Elmer the elephant by the Birmingham political map of 2026 though the quite positive patchwork of harmony message of that storybook may be challenging to emulate in city local politics
May 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I'll say it again. Birmingham is building a Dutch election through their own force of will.
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me in 2015 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister vs me in 2026 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister
April 23, 2026 at 10:38 PM
me in 2015 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister vs me in 2026 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister
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Hungover and have a 2 hour train journey to get through 🙃
March 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Hungover and have a 2 hour train journey to get through 🙃
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Linda yaccarino told me the tweet I did that made Elon musk buy twitter was something like “went to movie w my neighbor Karen & when I got to bottom of popcorn bucket I felt warm brisket & she grunted”. I am very sorry
February 20, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Linda yaccarino told me the tweet I did that made Elon musk buy twitter was something like “went to movie w my neighbor Karen & when I got to bottom of popcorn bucket I felt warm brisket & she grunted”. I am very sorry
Why not post this? Tits skeet
January 21, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Why not post this? Tits skeet
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Jokes aside, it so happens my cousin Ed is chief aviation electrician for all Presidential aircraft & while he (understandably) isn’t returning texts atm he has told me in past that the President does need to occasionally be defibrillated to “shock” his asshole closed after a bad bout of diarrhea
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Jokes aside, it so happens my cousin Ed is chief aviation electrician for all Presidential aircraft & while he (understandably) isn’t returning texts atm he has told me in past that the President does need to occasionally be defibrillated to “shock” his asshole closed after a bad bout of diarrhea
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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You guys have to read the full article. This shit is insane.
March 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You guys have to read the full article. This shit is insane.
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Macron’s face. 😂😂
February 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Macron’s face. 😂😂
Finally fully deleted 🐦 fuck that place
January 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Finally fully deleted 🐦 fuck that place