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Kenny E.
@newtonsspawn.bsky.social
Seattle based | LA raised 🇹🇹🇺🇸

Stay-at-home astronaut | Engineering leader | Stats PhD candidate | Leica enthusiast
“Scandal-free” 🙄 They want you to pretend tan-suit-gate never happened. #neverforget 😂
Happy 65th Birthday, August 4th, to the best President in US History. The black man "they" feared, led with humor, dignity & grace for 8 yrs scandal-free, has a beautiful & accomplished family, and is beloved by millions around the world. @barackobama.bsky.social
#BarackObama #ThePeoplesPresident
August 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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I think the reason the Reflecting Pool is getting so much reaction is because it's a tangible metaphor for all the failures of this regime. It's a physical manifestation of toxicity, vanity, cost, error, and assigning blame.
June 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Also one of my fav references.
I still use this reference regularly.
May 24, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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reminder: if you ever see somebody stealing food, no the fuck you didnt.
April 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Reminiscing.
It all seems so long ago now, when minorities & members of marginalized groups were in the cockpits of the nation’s planes, & they were staying in the air, not exploding or falling into the ocean.
May 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Hoping the bonobos are coming to get us really soon
February 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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If you are in danger unless you comply with a regime, you are in danger whether you comply or not
January 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Keep fighting. Keep dancing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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If you made this argument back in the day you were smugly dismissed as an economically illiterate lefty.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
The Walmart Effect
New research suggests that the company makes the communities it operates in poorer—even taking into account its famous low prices.
www.theatlantic.com
January 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.
January 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Anyways, we'll always remember Snoop. The West Coast jams he gave us in the 90s. Hanging out with Martha Stewart & being her bestie in crime. Being one of our finest ambassadors for that sweet mary jane the world has known. But his sun has set now. He's performing for MAGA money. Pour one out.
January 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I feel seen.
January 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s a race to the bottom.
January 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...
theonion.com
December 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I’ve been using this umbrella for the past hour, and the only drops of water that have hit me came from the umbrella itself. In fact, the only rain I see is outside the umbrella. I clearly don’t need this umbrella anymore.
December 14, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Blurry red lines.
Fuzzy red lines.
Mutable red lines.
Dashed red lines.
Faded red lines.

It’s either a red line or it’s not. Spare us (and yourself) the mental gymnastics.
December 9, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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Before everyone arrives from that other app, I want to make a confession:

I'm planning a robbery

I already have a target, a crew & a blueprint, I just need 1 more thing:

Will you help me recreate the greatest Black on Black crime in US history?

A story

An announcement

A (final) thread
November 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
‘Cause I Love You - Lenny Williams
3. What’s your go-to karaoke song?
November 26, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Either on or beside running rivers.
5. Where is your happy place?
November 26, 2024 at 12:06 PM
How long before the muskrats realize we’re here and come to ruin this space like they did Twitter?
November 21, 2024 at 2:59 AM