MFULTRA ✴︎
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my whimsy’s all I’ve got left, man
Pinned
entomb me with my treasured worldly goods - a raccoon skull, a two headed cow figurine, and my river totem to which I whisper my perceived slights of the day before bed.
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OK guys. Let's update our feeds and see what the greatest minds of the digital age have to say!
May 5, 2026 at 10:45 AM
OK guys. Let's update our feeds and see what the greatest minds of the digital age have to say!
coworker said they feel like liking matcha is just a big joke they’re not in on
May 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
coworker said they feel like liking matcha is just a big joke they’re not in on
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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engraving my vibrating bullet with transgender and antifacist ideologies
September 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
engraving my vibrating bullet with transgender and antifacist ideologies
i contain isopods
September 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i contain isopods
sloshed off the primordial broth
September 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
sloshed off the primordial broth
subscribe to my brilliant stream of consciousness for FREE to gain premium access to the horrors
September 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
subscribe to my brilliant stream of consciousness for FREE to gain premium access to the horrors
feeling creaturish!!!! lurkfull!!!!!
September 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
feeling creaturish!!!! lurkfull!!!!!
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might do some moon stuff later
August 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
might do some moon stuff later
hoziers music got me actin like a pentecostal preacher
August 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
hoziers music got me actin like a pentecostal preacher
everyone shut up I’m trying to ferment
August 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
everyone shut up I’m trying to ferment
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Husband who always knows which rock to look under to find me
August 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Husband who always knows which rock to look under to find me
dip me in honey and throw me to the labubus
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
dip me in honey and throw me to the labubus
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It really is comforting to know if it ever gets really bad, I can always Finally Do It.
August 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It really is comforting to know if it ever gets really bad, I can always Finally Do It.
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today at the park we saw wild turkeys and some dude behind us was like “bro look at those owls” so what I’m saying is don’t ever let anyone make you feel stupid. you can visually identify a turkey
August 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
today at the park we saw wild turkeys and some dude behind us was like “bro look at those owls” so what I’m saying is don’t ever let anyone make you feel stupid. you can visually identify a turkey
im the imp in impulsive
August 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
im the imp in impulsive
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i thought labubu was how the french say bubonic plague
August 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i thought labubu was how the french say bubonic plague
you bug! (compliment)
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
you bug! (compliment)
scuttling snarling frowing up
August 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
scuttling snarling frowing up
you’re either in the Kali Yuga with me, or in the Kali Yuga against me.
August 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
you’re either in the Kali Yuga with me, or in the Kali Yuga against me.
*oracle gesturing at the tarot spread she pulled for me* yeah ur cooked babe
August 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
*oracle gesturing at the tarot spread she pulled for me* yeah ur cooked babe
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I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.
August 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.
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I can’t come to your afternoon picnic I use celestial navigation techniques and can only travel by starlight
July 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I can’t come to your afternoon picnic I use celestial navigation techniques and can only travel by starlight