Fire on the amazon! Fire on the Amazon! Fire on the... Taco Bell! We review one of Sandra Bullock's earliest performances as we cover a more-or-less plotless murder mystery in the Amazon rainforest. Who could be behind the murder of a labor organizer? Probably not the evil cattle ranchers!
Grab your pan flute! Your Stupid Minds continues its tropical theme to visit South America with a Roger Corman environmental thriller. It's 1993's FIRE ON THE AMAZON, starring Sandra Bullock, Craig Sheffer, and basically no one else.
Fire on the amazon! Fire on the Amazon! Fire on the... Taco Bell! We review one of Sandra Bullock's earliest performances as we cover a more-or-less plotless murder mystery in the Amazon rainforest. Who could be behind the murder of a labor organizer? Probably not the evil cattle ranchers!
Grab your pan flute! Your Stupid Minds continues its tropical theme to visit South America with a Roger Corman environmental thriller. It's 1993's FIRE ON THE AMAZON, starring Sandra Bullock, Craig Sheffer, and basically no one else.
In honor of the late, great Tim Curry, Your Stupid Minds covers 1995's CONGO, also starring Laura Linney, Dylan Walsh, Ernie Hudson, and Joe Don Baker.
Your Stupid Minds returns from a brief summer sojourn to cover a movie that MGM had so little faith in, it premiered as an in-flight movie a month before theaters. It's 1999's MOLLY, starring Elisabeth Shue, Aaron Eckhart, Jill Hennessy, and Thomas Jane.
Your Stupid Minds fulfills the Siskel and Ebert prophecy and reviews 1993's COP & ½ (or Cop and a Half, if you prefer English). Starring Burt Reynolds, Norman D. Holden II, Ruby Dee, and Ray Sharkey. Directed by Henry Winkler.
We transition seamlessly from Tammy and the T-Rex to the Roger Corman quickie dino picture CARNOSAUR, released mere weeks before Jurassic Park. This is the first in a double feature to answer the eternal question posed by Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert: Carnosaur or Cop and a Half. Which is better?
It's a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl. Girl’s jealous ex-boyfriend beats up boy. Ex leaves boy in animal sanctuary. Boy is mauled by lion. Mad scientist puts boy's brain into robotic Tyrannosaurus rex. It's 1994's TAMMY AND THE T-REX, starring Denise Richards, Paul Walker, and George Pilgrim.
We've done Corey Feldman. We've done Corey Haim. But we've never done one with both. We end that drought today with 1995's DREAM A LITTLE DREAM 2, also starring Robyn Lively, Stacie Randall, and Robert Costanzo.
I saw this in one of the four theaters that screened it at the time. The only other person in attendance was a middle aged woman knitting. At the end she asked “did you like that??” and I said “I don’t know what to think anymore.”
YSM covers FOX's backdoor pilot for a show about Marvel's 92nd favorite character. The problem being that it came in 4th in the ratings and was never picked up as a series. It's 1998's NICK FURY: AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D. Starring David Hasselhoff, Lisa Rinna, and Sandra Hess.
We cover direct to video sequel of moderate Disney hit. Brendan Fraser say no to come back. No Leslie Mann either. Thomas Haden Church say yes. Career in toilet after Wings before Sideways. It GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 2. From 2003.
It's our fourth and final foray into the 3 Ninjas franchise! We have finally completed the series in reverse chronological order by covering the original film. It's 1992's 3 NINJAS, starring Michael Treanor, Max Elliott Slade, Chad Power, and Victor Wong.
We return to the world of Andy Sidaris in 1990's GUNS, with all your favorite Sidaris tropes: babes, hunks, Hawaii, remote control boats, regular sized boats, backwards planes, rocket launchers, motorcycles inside vans, poor marksmanship, helicopters, and so on.
To distance himself from the increasingly tedious God's Not Dead franchise, David A.R. White tries out an action thriller with the finest washed up actors Hollywood has to offer. It's 2025's A LINE OF FIRE, starring Cuba Gooding Jr., Jason Patric, Katrina Bowden, and Scott Baio.
Did you know they made a RED SONJA remake in 2025? You didn’t? Well they did. Here it is. It’s 2025's RED SONJA, starring Matilda Lutz, Robert Sheehan, and Wallis Day.
Your Stupid Minds is back in 2026 with 1995's MAN OF THE HOUSE, part of a crop of mid-90s Disney live action comedies about how hard it is to be a father or whatever. Starring Chevy Chase, Farrah Fawcett, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, and George Wendt.
Per holiday tradition, Your Stupid Minds returns with another Hallmark Christmas movie, one that is so insulting not even Hallmark Christmas movie fans like it. It's 2022's CHRISTMAS BEDTIME STORIES, starring Erin Cahill, Steve Lund, and Charlie Weber.
Your Stupid Minds returns after a brief unplanned hiatus to give you a film generally reviled in both concept and execution across the entire political spectrum. It's hopefully one of Disney's last romps into the live action remake sphere: 2025's SNOW WHITE.
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)