Dobson, Attorney at Law
@dobsonverse.bsky.social
Womty-Dompty Dom Centre.
Bart Harley Jarvis origin story.
September 20, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Bart Harley Jarvis origin story.
Gene overlooks his domain.
September 20, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Gene overlooks his domain.
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incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
September 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
Fire on the amazon! Fire on the Amazon! Fire on the... Taco Bell! We review one of Sandra Bullock's earliest performances as we cover a more-or-less plotless murder mystery in the Amazon rainforest. Who could be behind the murder of a labor organizer? Probably not the evil cattle ranchers!
Grab your pan flute! Your Stupid Minds continues its tropical theme to visit South America with a Roger Corman environmental thriller. It's 1993's FIRE ON THE AMAZON, starring Sandra Bullock, Craig Sheffer, and basically no one else.
Podcast: Fire on the Amazon (1993)
Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.
www.yourstupidminds.com
September 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Fire on the amazon! Fire on the Amazon! Fire on the... Taco Bell! We review one of Sandra Bullock's earliest performances as we cover a more-or-less plotless murder mystery in the Amazon rainforest. Who could be behind the murder of a labor organizer? Probably not the evil cattle ranchers!
Bongo bongo bongo I don't want to watch CONGO oh no no no no no.....
In honor of the late, great Tim Curry, Your Stupid Minds covers 1995's CONGO, also starring Laura Linney, Dylan Walsh, Ernie Hudson, and Joe Don Baker.
Podcast: Congo (1995)
Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.
www.yourstupidminds.com
September 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Bongo bongo bongo I don't want to watch CONGO oh no no no no no.....
Dumb people always saying "You Couldn't Make Blazing Saddles today," but they should be saying "You Couldn't Make North (1994) today.... because of woke." Can't even set up entire jokes based on a string of broad, semi-offensive stereotypes anymore!
August 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Dumb people always saying "You Couldn't Make Blazing Saddles today," but they should be saying "You Couldn't Make North (1994) today.... because of woke." Can't even set up entire jokes based on a string of broad, semi-offensive stereotypes anymore!
Elisabeth Shue (Link) and Thomas Jane (Nemesis) make their triumphant return to @yourstupidminds.com! Watch Shue go full R-word, in the parlance of Tropic Thunder, as she plays a vaguely special needs adult sister of Aaron Eckhart!
Your Stupid Minds returns from a brief summer sojourn to cover a movie that MGM had so little faith in, it premiered as an in-flight movie a month before theaters. It's 1999's MOLLY, starring Elisabeth Shue, Aaron Eckhart, Jill Hennessy, and Thomas Jane.
Podcast: Molly (1999)
Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.
www.yourstupidminds.com
August 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Elisabeth Shue (Link) and Thomas Jane (Nemesis) make their triumphant return to @yourstupidminds.com! Watch Shue go full R-word, in the parlance of Tropic Thunder, as she plays a vaguely special needs adult sister of Aaron Eckhart!
Well I've been hacked over at the hell-site. If you knew me as @Dobsonverse over there, add me here. Based on just how shitty everything on the hell-site is, doubtful I will ever be able to convince Robo-Hitler that I didn't spontaneously change my account name and start spamming.
August 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Well I've been hacked over at the hell-site. If you knew me as @Dobsonverse over there, add me here. Based on just how shitty everything on the hell-site is, doubtful I will ever be able to convince Robo-Hitler that I didn't spontaneously change my account name and start spamming.
"Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work." -The Judge, Blood Meridian.
lmao this is a truly world class Take
she isn’t even talking just video games here, this is a blanket ban on sports, board games, cards, darts, all of it
she isn’t even talking just video games here, this is a blanket ban on sports, board games, cards, darts, all of it
This may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.
August 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
"Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work." -The Judge, Blood Meridian.
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We transition seamlessly from Tammy and the T-Rex to the Roger Corman quickie dino picture CARNOSAUR, released mere weeks before Jurassic Park. This is the first in a double feature to answer the eternal question posed by Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert: Carnosaur or Cop and a Half. Which is better?
Podcast: Carnosaur (1993)
Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.
www.yourstupidminds.com
July 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
We transition seamlessly from Tammy and the T-Rex to the Roger Corman quickie dino picture CARNOSAUR, released mere weeks before Jurassic Park. This is the first in a double feature to answer the eternal question posed by Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert: Carnosaur or Cop and a Half. Which is better?
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New @yourstupidminds.com podcast episode! With @dobsonverse.bsky.social.
It's a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl. Girl’s jealous ex-boyfriend beats up boy. Ex leaves boy in animal sanctuary. Boy is mauled by lion. Mad scientist puts boy's brain into robotic Tyrannosaurus rex. It's 1994's TAMMY AND THE T-REX, starring Denise Richards, Paul Walker, and George Pilgrim.
Podcast: Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)
Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.
www.yourstupidminds.com
June 26, 2026 at 11:57 PM
New @yourstupidminds.com podcast episode! With @dobsonverse.bsky.social.
@morrowind-txt.bsky.social whoever runs this needs to post the Khajit idle dialogue "var var var" so I can repost it after last night (or the next time everyone's mad at VAR)
July 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
@morrowind-txt.bsky.social whoever runs this needs to post the Khajit idle dialogue "var var var" so I can repost it after last night (or the next time everyone's mad at VAR)
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JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT!
BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny.
JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay.
BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny.
JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay.
BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
June 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT!
BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny.
JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay.
BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny.
JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay.
BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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It's a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl. Girl’s jealous ex-boyfriend beats up boy. Ex leaves boy in animal sanctuary. Boy is mauled by lion. Mad scientist puts boy's brain into robotic Tyrannosaurus rex. It's 1994's TAMMY AND THE T-REX, starring Denise Richards, Paul Walker, and George Pilgrim.
Podcast: Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)
Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.
www.yourstupidminds.com
June 26, 2026 at 11:57 PM
It's a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl. Girl’s jealous ex-boyfriend beats up boy. Ex leaves boy in animal sanctuary. Boy is mauled by lion. Mad scientist puts boy's brain into robotic Tyrannosaurus rex. It's 1994's TAMMY AND THE T-REX, starring Denise Richards, Paul Walker, and George Pilgrim.
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free idea for Simpsons writers
June 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
free idea for Simpsons writers
3 for 15 and the last few haven't even been close, why is Fox on the court at this point instead of Champagnie?
June 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM
3 for 15 and the last few haven't even been close, why is Fox on the court at this point instead of Champagnie?
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We've done Corey Feldman. We've done Corey Haim. But we've never done one with both. We end that drought today with 1995's DREAM A LITTLE DREAM 2, also starring Robyn Lively, Stacie Randall, and Robert Costanzo.
Podcast: Dream a Little Dream 2 (1995)
Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.
www.yourstupidminds.com
June 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
We've done Corey Feldman. We've done Corey Haim. But we've never done one with both. We end that drought today with 1995's DREAM A LITTLE DREAM 2, also starring Robyn Lively, Stacie Randall, and Robert Costanzo.
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I saw this in one of the four theaters that screened it at the time. The only other person in attendance was a middle aged woman knitting. At the end she asked “did you like that??” and I said “I don’t know what to think anymore.”
May 30, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I saw this in one of the four theaters that screened it at the time. The only other person in attendance was a middle aged woman knitting. At the end she asked “did you like that??” and I said “I don’t know what to think anymore.”
Hoff. Rinna. Nick Fury! Check it out!
YSM covers FOX's backdoor pilot for a show about Marvel's 92nd favorite character. The problem being that it came in 4th in the ratings and was never picked up as a series. It's 1998's NICK FURY: AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D. Starring David Hasselhoff, Lisa Rinna, and Sandra Hess.
Podcast: Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998)
Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.
www.yourstupidminds.com
May 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Hoff. Rinna. Nick Fury! Check it out!
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This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?"
May 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?"
Gene and Tina, best friends!
May 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Gene and Tina, best friends!
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We cover direct to video sequel of moderate Disney hit. Brendan Fraser say no to come back. No Leslie Mann either. Thomas Haden Church say yes. Career in toilet after Wings before Sideways. It GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 2. From 2003.
Podcast: George of the Jungle 2 (2003)
Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.
www.yourstupidminds.com
May 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
We cover direct to video sequel of moderate Disney hit. Brendan Fraser say no to come back. No Leslie Mann either. Thomas Haden Church say yes. Career in toilet after Wings before Sideways. It GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 2. From 2003.
Tina getting all the scritches this morning.
April 26, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Tina getting all the scritches this morning.