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When your shadow makes you look extra tall, so you decide to walk like Reacher
September 1, 2026 at 8:24 AM
When your shadow makes you look extra tall, so you decide to walk like Reacher
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The Zillow app really needs to allow the public to comment on these house listings to give sellers a much-needed reality check
August 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
The Zillow app really needs to allow the public to comment on these house listings to give sellers a much-needed reality check
We’re going to have to develop an etiquette around tactfully telling someone the thing they enjoyed was actually created by AI. (If it is someone whose feelings you actually care about)
August 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
We’re going to have to develop an etiquette around tactfully telling someone the thing they enjoyed was actually created by AI. (If it is someone whose feelings you actually care about)
As someone who makes a concerted effort to not constantly be in the way, it amazes me how many people make NO effort at all.
July 28, 2026 at 4:45 PM
As someone who makes a concerted effort to not constantly be in the way, it amazes me how many people make NO effort at all.
Me: (Daughter’s name), what are you doing?
Her(Entomologist Dr. Kevorkian): Helping some bugs die
Her(Entomologist Dr. Kevorkian): Helping some bugs die
July 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Me: (Daughter’s name), what are you doing?
Her(Entomologist Dr. Kevorkian): Helping some bugs die
Her(Entomologist Dr. Kevorkian): Helping some bugs die
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I don’t meditate, but this one time I didn’t look at my phone for ten minutes
July 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I don’t meditate, but this one time I didn’t look at my phone for ten minutes
Trump’s teleprompter guy placing bets on Kalshi was the most predictable thing of all time. I wonder what odds Kalshi was giving for that bet.
July 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Trump’s teleprompter guy placing bets on Kalshi was the most predictable thing of all time. I wonder what odds Kalshi was giving for that bet.
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I don’t care how old I get I’m never going to be as old as old people
July 13, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I don’t care how old I get I’m never going to be as old as old people
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People at work keep trying to loop me in but I’m too quick
July 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
People at work keep trying to loop me in but I’m too quick
Two neighborhood kids just came to the door to announce they had a 3D printing business, and asked if I needed anything printed.
July 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Two neighborhood kids just came to the door to announce they had a 3D printing business, and asked if I needed anything printed.
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Do not go gentle into that good night
July 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night
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Crazy Little Thing Called Louvre
July 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Crazy Little Thing Called Louvre
I don’t know what it says about me, but my reaction to seeing an add for Nutella Peanut was “Oooh, let’s give more people an allergic reaction, great thinking.”
July 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I don’t know what it says about me, but my reaction to seeing an add for Nutella Peanut was “Oooh, let’s give more people an allergic reaction, great thinking.”
The other day I forgot the important rule: If no one else can smell the dog poop, that means YOU stepped in it.
June 29, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The other day I forgot the important rule: If no one else can smell the dog poop, that means YOU stepped in it.
I was thinking out loud about whether to mow the lawn, and whether there was enough time before I had to give my daughter a bath, so I said “maybe I will just mow the front”. My wife replied: “a mullet!”
June 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I was thinking out loud about whether to mow the lawn, and whether there was enough time before I had to give my daughter a bath, so I said “maybe I will just mow the front”. My wife replied: “a mullet!”
People who wipe down exercise equipment at the gym before instead of after using them are exhibiting peak antisocial behavior
June 25, 2026 at 11:48 AM
People who wipe down exercise equipment at the gym before instead of after using them are exhibiting peak antisocial behavior
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There is ONE thing I am looking forward to this heatwave: Pictures of paschal candles that have melted in churches. Here's an example from a few years ago. It's my favourite phenomenon. Because, well... Look at it.
June 24, 2026 at 10:47 AM
There is ONE thing I am looking forward to this heatwave: Pictures of paschal candles that have melted in churches. Here's an example from a few years ago. It's my favourite phenomenon. Because, well... Look at it.
You know you are type B parents when your daughter asks that for her birthday you make your bed.
June 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
You know you are type B parents when your daughter asks that for her birthday you make your bed.
Infantino really does look like a cartoon villain.
June 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Infantino really does look like a cartoon villain.
There was this thick plastic cup in the upstairs bathroom of my parents’ house, and nothing will ever be as refreshing as a midnight drink from the faucet in that ugly cup.
June 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
There was this thick plastic cup in the upstairs bathroom of my parents’ house, and nothing will ever be as refreshing as a midnight drink from the faucet in that ugly cup.
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before the pitch clock every baseball game was 10 hours long and people regularly died of hot dog poisoning during games
June 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
before the pitch clock every baseball game was 10 hours long and people regularly died of hot dog poisoning during games
So, there’s a Chick Fil A add with a spelling Bee joke about their weird spelling of “Eat Mor Chikin” and for some reason “eat” is the word they can’t figure out how to pronounce based on the spelling. Incredibly dumb.
June 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
So, there’s a Chick Fil A add with a spelling Bee joke about their weird spelling of “Eat Mor Chikin” and for some reason “eat” is the word they can’t figure out how to pronounce based on the spelling. Incredibly dumb.
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I would buy this album
June 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I would buy this album
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Me: You have the face of an angle.
Her: Don’t you mean angel?
Me: No. You’re such acutey pie!
Her: Don’t you mean angel?
Me: No. You’re such acutey pie!
June 2, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Me: You have the face of an angle.
Her: Don’t you mean angel?
Me: No. You’re such acutey pie!
Her: Don’t you mean angel?
Me: No. You’re such acutey pie!
My daughter’s version goes like “eenie meenie minie moe, look for a finger, catch a toe”. Honestly I prefer it.
May 24, 2026 at 11:36 PM
My daughter’s version goes like “eenie meenie minie moe, look for a finger, catch a toe”. Honestly I prefer it.