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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · Nov 9
Which is a building
Which is on FIRE
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2 sorts of cougars and 3 sorts of wildcats in #NCAA #NCAAFootlball #NCAARankings
October 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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#Lebron for President 2028, fuck it
October 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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I should call her
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September 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Fuck you, #HBO for trying to force me to watch #BillMaher every time I watch #JohnOliver
August 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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You don’t need to flee to Mexico to get out of an engagement. Have respect for yourself and others to just be honest. No need to hurt feelings and waste gasoline

#ChistopherCross #RideLikeTheWind

youtu.be/kA9uaBqvRtA?...
Christopher Cross - Ride Like The Wind (Official Music Video) [45th Anniversary]
YouTube video by Christopher Cross
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August 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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a mensch right here
yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · Aug 7
Man casually hits the best moonwalk in internet history
August 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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You guys, cocaine has got to be flowing like a fire hose in DC. It’s the only way to explain any of this political behavior

#cocaine #DC
July 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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these are shitty times. also the vibes are rancid
July 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Blanche: “MEYYYYNN”

#GoldenGirls
July 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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always feel really shitty when something bad happens in #GoldenGirls and the music changes to something gloomy
July 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Older ladies splitting a whole cheesecake every night and solving problems

#GoldenGirls
July 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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So why not me?
Why not you?
Why not now?

#FatherJohnMisty
June 29, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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finally traded in the hatchback (which was keyed by Shiela and her ilk, been hearing Tiffany is somehow involved). Anyway your guy finally got a 77 Trans Am

#TransAm #Sailing
June 26, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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I had someone tell me my house was part museum, part botanical garden, part Willy Wonka’s office and that i should charge admission. Lol joke’s on them, no one knows who I am. Also I took it as a compliment.

#gardening #WillyWonka #museums
June 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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I beg to differ and frankly I don’t care for your tone.

#PGE #PGEsucks
June 26, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Kool Aid Man after doing a five year stretch in prison for breaking and entering

#KoolAidMan
May 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Kinda feel like this article is laying down much more blame on the poor dog than the dipshit that left a loaded shotgun on the backseat

www.thedailybeast.com/dog-becomes-...
Dog Becomes Unexpected Suspect in Convenience Store Shooting
The dog managed to discharge a shotgun, hitting a nearby woman in the arm.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Eating enchiladas and watching Golden Girls, as one does

#GoldenGirls
May 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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This is some (almost certainly racist) bullshit:

#oakland #oaklandfirstfridays

www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...
Sponsors withdrawing support for Oakland First Fridays
OAKLAND, Calif. (KRON) — The future of a beloved event in Oakland is in question as organizers for Oakland’s First Fridays street festival say several sponsors have withdrawn their supp…
www.kron4.com
May 10, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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So Blanche Devereux’s father “Big Daddy” is apparently Colonel Sanders in some black ops disguise

#GoldenGirls #KFC #KentuckyFriedChicken #BlancheDevereaux
May 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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My gramma euphemized “farting” as “breaking wind” lol
May 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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blake griffin looks like he can afford to egg your house and would do so at the slightest provocation

#NBA #Knicks #Hawks
April 18, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Gobert always good for at least one absurdly moronic play per playoff game

#NBA #Nuggets #Timberwolves #NBAPlayoffs
April 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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among the many reasons for #theTrials is that we have to show the international community that we understand what a massive fuckup this has all been and that we’re getting onto the road of diplomatic trustworthiness again
April 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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you guys, Shiela has been coming around again. The royal WE are really ready to keep moseying along. i mean she keyed my hatchback which was really rude, you guys. Your guy has proof now
April 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM