Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
WILL COCAINE MAKE COLLEGE OBSOLETE?
WTF, NYer. "If we agree that college primarily serves a credentialling process that stamps select young people as worthy of work..." We do not. So much for the bastion of erudite journalism. This is sensationalism, damaging our most vital institution: education.
www.newyorker.com/news/fault-l...
www.newyorker.com/news/fault-l...
May 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
WILL COCAINE MAKE COLLEGE OBSOLETE?
Trying out a new metaphor:
"A.i." = cocaine.
Cocaine is inevitable!
Cocaine can enhance your creativity!
Cocaine can make us all faster and more efficient!
If your kid doesn't learn how to use cocaine, they'll get left behind!
"A.i." = cocaine.
Cocaine is inevitable!
Cocaine can enhance your creativity!
Cocaine can make us all faster and more efficient!
If your kid doesn't learn how to use cocaine, they'll get left behind!
My bottom line: consumer-facing "A.i." is a dangerous product that seems to be damaging us individually and as a society. But it makes money for billionaires, so politicians are trying to find ways to push it on us everywhere.
That's like pushing cocaine on us because it makes money.
No thanks!
That's like pushing cocaine on us because it makes money.
No thanks!
May 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Trying out a new metaphor:
"A.i." = cocaine.
Cocaine is inevitable!
Cocaine can enhance your creativity!
Cocaine can make us all faster and more efficient!
If your kid doesn't learn how to use cocaine, they'll get left behind!
"A.i." = cocaine.
Cocaine is inevitable!
Cocaine can enhance your creativity!
Cocaine can make us all faster and more efficient!
If your kid doesn't learn how to use cocaine, they'll get left behind!
Congratulations to the new Secretary of Defense, Cocaine Bear!
April 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Congratulations to the new Secretary of Defense, Cocaine Bear!
It’s because Garland isn’t an unqualified cocaine fueled pedophile.
Hope that helps.
Hope that helps.
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 PM
It’s because Garland isn’t an unqualified cocaine fueled pedophile.
Hope that helps.
Hope that helps.
A cocaine tech bro was convicted of killing another cocaine tech bro in San Francisco yesterday. Here's why migrants and the homeless are really to blame.
December 18, 2024 at 1:13 PM
A cocaine tech bro was convicted of killing another cocaine tech bro in San Francisco yesterday. Here's why migrants and the homeless are really to blame.
Cocaine Mitch wins again.
Senate Minority Whip John Thune was elected the next Senate Republican leader, defeating a MAGA-backed candidate
John Thune Will Be Senate’s New Republican Leader, Replacing Mitch McConnell: Reports
The mild-mannered South Dakotan and top McConnell ally recently made efforts to patch up his relationship with President-elect Donald Trump.
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Cocaine Mitch wins again.
Welp. There went coffee and cocaine.
January 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Welp. There went coffee and cocaine.
Add cocaine you coward
The entire state of Georgia would cross the Potomac if he touched the Secret Recipe.
November 18, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Add cocaine you coward
Doing some high grade premium cocaine leftistly
November 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Doing some high grade premium cocaine leftistly
I'd vote for her in a cocaine heartbeat and I'm not kidding.
August 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I'd vote for her in a cocaine heartbeat and I'm not kidding.
Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry
Ketamine, psychedelics, GHB: is the US falling out of love with cocaine?
Ketamine, psychedelics, GHB: is the US falling out of love with cocaine?
Use of the illicit drug has plummeted in recent years among gen Zers, compared with their parents’ generation
www.theguardian.com
April 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry
this is my new cocaine.
there were more people in my garage watching the World Cup last weekend
June 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
this is my new cocaine.
Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine
Tim Curry was a 20-something stage actor living in London in the seedy, sex-drenched 1970s when he auditioned for a new B-movie musical called “The Rocky Horror Show.” In a new interview, Curry discusses the cult classic, David Bowie, Studio 54, and more. http://nyer.cm/Z9RkgrI
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine
do cocaine like an adult
"Tech companies like Palantir now stock vending machines with nicotine pouches in the hopes of boosting their workers’ productivity."
Biohackers and wellness influencers are pushing nicotine as part of their ‘stacks’
As smoking rates fall in the U.S., startups and influencers are pushing the purported cognitive and health benefits of indulging in nicotine.
www.statnews.com
February 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
do cocaine like an adult
In fairness, cocaine ain't free.
New: Trump Media paid director Donald Trump Jr. $813,000 in 2024—nearly a quarter of its annual revenue.
He attended just 2 out of 5 board meetings.
me, for @forbes.com
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
He attended just 2 out of 5 board meetings.
me, for @forbes.com
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
Trump Media Paid Donald Trump Jr. Nearly A Quarter Of Its Annual Revenue. He Attended Just Two Board Meetings
Despite missing most board meetings, Donald Trump Jr. took in $813,000 from Trump Media—just as he gained control over more than half the company’s shares.
www.forbes.com
March 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
In fairness, cocaine ain't free.
After scientists exposed wild fish to cocaine and a cocaine metabolite, they observed that, as in the lab, fish on cocaine do not act like normal fish.
Scientists Gave Cocaine to Salmon and You Will Absolutely Believe What Happened Next
After scientists exposed wild fish to cocaine and a cocaine metabolite, they observed that, as in the lab, fish on cocaine do not act like normal fish.
wrd.cm
April 26, 2026 at 3:10 PM
After scientists exposed wild fish to cocaine and a cocaine metabolite, they observed that, as in the lab, fish on cocaine do not act like normal fish.
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
That's what they've tried!
Folks may know already about South America's inbred cocaine hippo problem, which - I'm sorry, I loved the movie Cocaine Bear, but Cocaine Hippo is the sequel we're all waiting for.
Folks may know already about South America's inbred cocaine hippo problem, which - I'm sorry, I loved the movie Cocaine Bear, but Cocaine Hippo is the sequel we're all waiting for.
So... Maybe go pharmaceutical route, then?
March 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
That's what they've tried!
Folks may know already about South America's inbred cocaine hippo problem, which - I'm sorry, I loved the movie Cocaine Bear, but Cocaine Hippo is the sequel we're all waiting for.
Folks may know already about South America's inbred cocaine hippo problem, which - I'm sorry, I loved the movie Cocaine Bear, but Cocaine Hippo is the sequel we're all waiting for.
You've heard of cocaine bear and cocaine shark, let me introduce you to the most destructive monster yet, COCAINE GOVERNMENT!
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
You've heard of cocaine bear and cocaine shark, let me introduce you to the most destructive monster yet, COCAINE GOVERNMENT!
Don’t snort cocaine off toilet seats.
April 23, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Don’t snort cocaine off toilet seats.
Don Jr. nonchalantly rubbing cocaine on his gums while standing next to his daddy in front of TV cameras speaks volumes.
November 21, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Don Jr. nonchalantly rubbing cocaine on his gums while standing next to his daddy in front of TV cameras speaks volumes.
Rich guy using cocaine: it’s unacceptable that countries traffic cocaine
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Rich guy using cocaine: it’s unacceptable that countries traffic cocaine