Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
Pinned
Take care of myself.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Because I can only whole ass a thing. Back to the gym.
September 17, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Because I can only whole ass a thing. Back to the gym.
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you need me on that wall
If you ever need to find a dad real quick, just go to the end of a TSA line and clock who's stacking up the bins
September 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
you need me on that wall
WALTER CRONCAT
September 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
WALTER CRONCAT
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We all know about Sephiroth-posting but what about Galadriel-posting
October 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We all know about Sephiroth-posting but what about Galadriel-posting
Have been called to pick up kid from school more in the first month than all of last year.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
September 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Have been called to pick up kid from school more in the first month than all of last year.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
September 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Shape of Allahu
September 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Shape of Allahu
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BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
September 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
Crucifictorious has announced they will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Crucifictorious has announced they will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The Shitty Beatles (np) have announced they WILL be opening for Ed Sheeran
Crucial Taunt will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The Shitty Beatles (np) have announced they WILL be opening for Ed Sheeran
Crucial Taunt will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Crucial Taunt will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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“We understand The Heardsman were approached, but have also declined.”
September 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
“We understand The Heardsman were approached, but have also declined.”
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Now hearing word that Captain Geech And The Shrimp Shack Shooters have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
September 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Now hearing word that Captain Geech And The Shrimp Shack Shooters have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
Love to get a “come get your child” call while en route to get child.
Especially when that drive is ~40 minutes so I get to spend the whole time imagining what’s going on.
Especially when that drive is ~40 minutes so I get to spend the whole time imagining what’s going on.
September 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Love to get a “come get your child” call while en route to get child.
Especially when that drive is ~40 minutes so I get to spend the whole time imagining what’s going on.
Especially when that drive is ~40 minutes so I get to spend the whole time imagining what’s going on.
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Adding more letters after my name on LinkedIn today. @boozymchound.bsky.social
September 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Adding more letters after my name on LinkedIn today. @boozymchound.bsky.social
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If guys in all-male spaces aren’t the ones policing that shit and actively trying to change those attitudes, it’ll never get done. Dudes have to be comfortable with being uncomfortable and being made fun of/disliked/whatever in those spaces, because at the end of the day it’s bigger than you.
September 15, 2026 at 1:49 PM
If guys in all-male spaces aren’t the ones policing that shit and actively trying to change those attitudes, it’ll never get done. Dudes have to be comfortable with being uncomfortable and being made fun of/disliked/whatever in those spaces, because at the end of the day it’s bigger than you.
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Sark and Arch Manning proving Stieg Larsson right again.
September 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Sark and Arch Manning proving Stieg Larsson right again.
Multiple mufos on the skyline touting their sub-60 degree mornings.
Meanwhile in Houston
Meanwhile in Houston
September 15, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Multiple mufos on the skyline touting their sub-60 degree mornings.
Meanwhile in Houston
Meanwhile in Houston
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These grips 🏌🏻♂️🚬
September 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
These grips 🏌🏻♂️🚬
They call it cold brew concentrate because it helps you do that if consumed undiluted.
September 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM
They call it cold brew concentrate because it helps you do that if consumed undiluted.
I’m largely over bitching about the “hotel desk” model at work.
But I stg, every time I leave town for two days, someone comes and fucks with the chair at the desk I’ve booked every day for six months.
But I stg, every time I leave town for two days, someone comes and fucks with the chair at the desk I’ve booked every day for six months.
September 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I’m largely over bitching about the “hotel desk” model at work.
But I stg, every time I leave town for two days, someone comes and fucks with the chair at the desk I’ve booked every day for six months.
But I stg, every time I leave town for two days, someone comes and fucks with the chair at the desk I’ve booked every day for six months.
SHOGUN!
I am SEATED
September 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
SHOGUN!