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It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
September 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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A personal favorite
![professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3yxedxjkoi4ksorsmfpimmip/bafkreid77xfhl3opevlifl7464nyusgcn37i2d2oqelpzwvapt2w67mqvm)
September 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
A personal favorite
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it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
September 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
September 17, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
man they always make democrats seem so much cooler than they are
September 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
man they always make democrats seem so much cooler than they are
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Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
i dont understand what winning ai means and why i should be scared of not winning ai
September 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
feynite i need more sy!shijie au plzzzzzz
September 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
feynite i need more sy!shijie au plzzzzzz
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That time Rosie O Donnell said what Hasan said but to Elisabeth Filarski on network TV
September 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
That time Rosie O Donnell said what Hasan said but to Elisabeth Filarski on network TV
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this is like 3 years old and it still makes me laugh whenever i find it again so im posting it
September 16, 2026 at 9:44 AM
this is like 3 years old and it still makes me laugh whenever i find it again so im posting it
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September 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You ever eat a nice dinner and then after you’re like feeling woozy and just realize wow. I did not eat enough carbs with this
September 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
You ever eat a nice dinner and then after you’re like feeling woozy and just realize wow. I did not eat enough carbs with this
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My (35M) support acts (43M, 29M, 37M, 24M) have unionised!
September 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
My (35M) support acts (43M, 29M, 37M, 24M) have unionised!
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Solidarity: the only way to win
September 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Solidarity: the only way to win
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BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
September 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour.
This is the statement they published on Instagram:
This is the statement they published on Instagram:
September 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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The truth is none of y’all hate Robert Kraft enough. Get on my level. (From February)
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The truth about ICE and the New England Patriots jets (Go Seahawks)
The best reason to hate the New England Patriots is where their team planes have been.
gillianbrockell.com
September 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The truth is none of y’all hate Robert Kraft enough. Get on my level. (From February)
gillianbrockell.com/the-truth-ab...
gillianbrockell.com/the-truth-ab...
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Important: the USPS rule that SCOTUS blocked tonight was Trump’s big plan to control and restrict mail voting.
But a separate policy remains in place: USPS is no longer postmarking mail as soon it gets it, which is hugely important for deadlines.
So people must mail back with plenty of time.
But a separate policy remains in place: USPS is no longer postmarking mail as soon it gets it, which is hugely important for deadlines.
So people must mail back with plenty of time.
In an Intense Election Year, New Post Office Rules Could Trip Up Voter Registration - Bolts
A change in how mail is postmarked could lead some voters to miss key deadlines, including voter registration. Advocates worry the people most affected will be those already facing voting barriers.
boltsmag.org
September 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Important: the USPS rule that SCOTUS blocked tonight was Trump’s big plan to control and restrict mail voting.
But a separate policy remains in place: USPS is no longer postmarking mail as soon it gets it, which is hugely important for deadlines.
So people must mail back with plenty of time.
But a separate policy remains in place: USPS is no longer postmarking mail as soon it gets it, which is hugely important for deadlines.
So people must mail back with plenty of time.
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NEW YORK (AP) — At least three supporting acts quit Ed Sheeran's tour after Macklemore is dropped over pro-Palestinian comments onstage.
September 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
NEW YORK (AP) — At least three supporting acts quit Ed Sheeran's tour after Macklemore is dropped over pro-Palestinian comments onstage.
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October 31, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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popping in a DVD and watching the disclaimer that piracy can go as high as $250k fine and 5 years of jail time and really wishing they'd come as hard for gAI techlords as hard as they came for napster
September 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
popping in a DVD and watching the disclaimer that piracy can go as high as $250k fine and 5 years of jail time and really wishing they'd come as hard for gAI techlords as hard as they came for napster
![SVSSS fancomic: in first panel, we see melancholic Binghe sighing to himself; in second panel, sqq is wathing him wondering "Why is Binghe sighing rejectfuly like a neglected young wife?"; On third panel, we have system window answering "protag has been a patient young husband, but he wants more of his PAPAPA life", to what sqq interjects "even MORE?!"; System continues: "In the simpler sense of the word! To be direct, does user accept special mission [TOP HIM? <3]". Fourth panel has sqq scoffing, disagreeing with system "PFAH! We're talking about the absolute OP, my husband Luo Binghe! Behold, who can top THAT?"; Fifth panel has binghe lying of a bed bottoms up, dropping oil and saying in breathing voice "Ayaa~ so clumsy... this husband has fallen and spilled lube all over his bottom, I wonder if shizun can help...himself". Sqq is speechless. Sixth panel has sqq thinking "COMMUNICATION! I won't just assume things on my own anymore. Talk!; System dings a notification of "+20 points for relationship maturity!" while sqq taps the empty side of his bench. Last panel has Binghe ignoring the empty sitting and dropping on shizun lap, wiggling his butt there. SQQ finally accepts the [top him] mission saying "very well".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5gfynaisitzsk46xijukota/bafkreigldsdl7hewr3fjv7uftsvi54wu5pgkatbdxdq5oyyr7brgr3qsjq)
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I agree we should shine a light on this, but why are we acting like this is all breaking news?
Kenyan contractors told us first.
Then Indian contractors told us.
We can bring new details to the surface without acting like everything about this is new.
Read 404’s story, but remember this too.
Kenyan contractors told us first.
Then Indian contractors told us.
We can bring new details to the surface without acting like everything about this is new.
Read 404’s story, but remember this too.
September 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I agree we should shine a light on this, but why are we acting like this is all breaking news?
Kenyan contractors told us first.
Then Indian contractors told us.
We can bring new details to the surface without acting like everything about this is new.
Read 404’s story, but remember this too.
Kenyan contractors told us first.
Then Indian contractors told us.
We can bring new details to the surface without acting like everything about this is new.
Read 404’s story, but remember this too.
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Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
September 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
Took a break from anime watching for a while (bc I got lost in bad internet habits) but man. Yomi no tsugai still so good. excited for goodbye lara, then inept villainess and then witch of jaadguar
September 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Took a break from anime watching for a while (bc I got lost in bad internet habits) but man. Yomi no tsugai still so good. excited for goodbye lara, then inept villainess and then witch of jaadguar