Noel
@noelgl.bsky.social
I once nutmegged Roberto Carlos. He wasn’t happy. I also went in goal for David Beckham to practice free kicks. He was very good.
Oh yes ! And a wife beater, and a kidnapper, with an interesting approach to grooming gang victims…
September 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Oh yes ! And a wife beater, and a kidnapper, with an interesting approach to grooming gang victims…
September 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
So you CAN maintain your independence AND be in #Schengen, with free movement of people, capital, goods and services, AND be in the #singlemarket, AND #Erasmus AND the #EEA, AND be a sovereign nation. Excellent, let’s get the #UK to do the same.
August 31, 2026 at 8:39 AM
So you CAN maintain your independence AND be in #Schengen, with free movement of people, capital, goods and services, AND be in the #singlemarket, AND #Erasmus AND the #EEA, AND be a sovereign nation. Excellent, let’s get the #UK to do the same.
Will he be deporting his partner if #Reform ever get elected ??
Prob worth checking the status of his partner, and if she’s ever needed housing benefit ?
Prob worth checking the status of his partner, and if she’s ever needed housing benefit ?
August 25, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Will he be deporting his partner if #Reform ever get elected ??
Prob worth checking the status of his partner, and if she’s ever needed housing benefit ?
Prob worth checking the status of his partner, and if she’s ever needed housing benefit ?
Says the man who got £5 million for nothing.
August 19, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Says the man who got £5 million for nothing.
The best bit about the Reform policy launch is that the front cover of the document has on it a photo of HMS Ocean, a ship we sold to Brazil six years ago !!
August 5, 2026 at 7:11 AM
The best bit about the Reform policy launch is that the front cover of the document has on it a photo of HMS Ocean, a ship we sold to Brazil six years ago !!
#Reform used a photo of HMS Ocean on the from of their #OperationFortress document. We sold HMS Ocean to Brazil six years ago…
August 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
#Reform used a photo of HMS Ocean on the from of their #OperationFortress document. We sold HMS Ocean to Brazil six years ago…
His double breasted jacket and mustard slacks scream anti establishment…
#VoteBinface
#VoteBinface
July 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
His double breasted jacket and mustard slacks scream anti establishment…
#VoteBinface
#VoteBinface
Are we really gonna have Farage v Binface in Clacton as the other parties quite rightly step aside in what is a fake by election ?
My post from May 10th
My post from May 10th
July 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Are we really gonna have Farage v Binface in Clacton as the other parties quite rightly step aside in what is a fake by election ?
My post from May 10th
My post from May 10th
I’m adopting the “Lasso Perspective”
July 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I’m adopting the “Lasso Perspective”
As my Dad would have said, “Bent as a nine bob note”
July 1, 2026 at 1:23 PM
As my Dad would have said, “Bent as a nine bob note”
The #WorldCup has so far been a greater success than I ever expected. Not for footballing reasons, but for the Canadian grit, the Norwegian rowers and the Socceroos strength in diversity. So many other individuals like #Vozinha inspiring greatness. Fuck #Trump and #Musk for worshipping division.
July 1, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Gold medal political gymnastics here from Tice But Dim…
June 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Gold medal political gymnastics here from Tice But Dim…