Noel
@noelgl.bsky.social
I once nutmegged Roberto Carlos. He wasn’t happy. I also went in goal for David Beckham to practice free kicks. He was very good.
Those Crypto billionaires giving fractions of their wealth to #Reform might not feel so generous when they realise they will HAVE to live in the UK until after the election. The cops need to ensure that they do.
September 13, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Those Crypto billionaires giving fractions of their wealth to #Reform might not feel so generous when they realise they will HAVE to live in the UK until after the election. The cops need to ensure that they do.
September 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
September 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
Another police investigation into #Reform finances. Farage will use it as proof that the “establishment” won’t let him do whatever he pleases. The rest of us will use it as proof that the “the law” won’t let him do whatever he pleases.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Police launch criminal investigation into Reform UK donations
The investigation, which follows a broadcast by Channel 4 News, is being folded into the inquiry that has been under way into other donations.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Another police investigation into #Reform finances. Farage will use it as proof that the “establishment” won’t let him do whatever he pleases. The rest of us will use it as proof that the “the law” won’t let him do whatever he pleases.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
September 7, 2026 at 12:14 PM
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"
September 6, 2026 at 8:03 AM
"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"
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Fascism on the streets of Dover
This is apparently what it means to be 'proud and British'.
You hide your identity and act like thugs.
You hide your identity and act like thugs.
September 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Fascism on the streets of Dover
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The ‘British values’ brigade in action.
You don't really get the full picture of the walking stick incident until you watch both angles at the same time... (Left via
@climate_resist
, right via Franceinfo on TikTok)
First full speed, then slo-mo and annotated.
@climate_resist
, right via Franceinfo on TikTok)
First full speed, then slo-mo and annotated.
September 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The ‘British values’ brigade in action.
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I mean this is just an open invitation to get photoshopped into ridicule.
September 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I mean this is just an open invitation to get photoshopped into ridicule.
#verbatim deserve huge credit for doing proper journalism, where other outlets fear to tread.
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc1RjFe...
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc1RjFe...
Verbatim on Instagram: "🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage & Reform exposed 🚨
We went undercover for a year to investigate illicit foreign donations. To watch the full 35-minute investigation follow link in bi...
237K likes, 3,678 comments - verbatim_productions on September 3, 2026: "🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage & Reform exposed 🚨
We went undercover for a year to investigate illicit foreign donations. To watch t...
www.instagram.com
September 4, 2026 at 8:27 AM
#verbatim deserve huge credit for doing proper journalism, where other outlets fear to tread.
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc1RjFe...
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc1RjFe...
Associate Professor of Divinity at #CambridgeUniversity and #Reform money man James Orr, has been caught in a #Ch4News corrupt political funding sting. His positions at both are now untenable. Will he spill the beans on other dodgy payments to save his skin ??
September 4, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Associate Professor of Divinity at #CambridgeUniversity and #Reform money man James Orr, has been caught in a #Ch4News corrupt political funding sting. His positions at both are now untenable. Will he spill the beans on other dodgy payments to save his skin ??
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Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
channel4news.substack.com
September 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Just a reminder, Professor James Orr, Reform UK head of policy, teaches 'ethics' to undergraduates at Cambridge University
youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI
youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI
September 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Just a reminder, Professor James Orr, Reform UK head of policy, teaches 'ethics' to undergraduates at Cambridge University
youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI
youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI
Guinness topped with Champagne and half a dozen oysters…Farage is such a man of the people. Plus the overseas funding of course.
#Channel4News
#Channel4News
September 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Guinness topped with Champagne and half a dozen oysters…Farage is such a man of the people. Plus the overseas funding of course.
#Channel4News
#Channel4News
September 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Farage has forged a political career out of complaining
September 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Farage has forged a political career out of complaining
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The Tories f**cked Britain with austerity and Brexit then made it a whole lot worse by putting Truss in power to test out the batshit ideas of Tufton Street think tanks...
They are not only a spent force but proven architects of decline who are in no position to lecture Burnham on anything ...
They are not only a spent force but proven architects of decline who are in no position to lecture Burnham on anything ...
September 2, 2026 at 12:19 PM
The Tories f**cked Britain with austerity and Brexit then made it a whole lot worse by putting Truss in power to test out the batshit ideas of Tufton Street think tanks...
They are not only a spent force but proven architects of decline who are in no position to lecture Burnham on anything ...
They are not only a spent force but proven architects of decline who are in no position to lecture Burnham on anything ...
#Trump needs something to suspend voting in the November mid term elections. He knows he’s going to get battered. My best guess is that he concocts a scenario to invade #Greenland
September 2, 2026 at 6:35 AM
#Trump needs something to suspend voting in the November mid term elections. He knows he’s going to get battered. My best guess is that he concocts a scenario to invade #Greenland
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Ironclad rule of politics: you can't be in government of a major economy with a large majority and complain about something but refuse to do anything about it.
This position looks a bit nuts, but also unsustainable in the medium term. Why fight it?
(blaming leaving 🇪🇺 is good, however)
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This position looks a bit nuts, but also unsustainable in the medium term. Why fight it?
(blaming leaving 🇪🇺 is good, however)
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September 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Ironclad rule of politics: you can't be in government of a major economy with a large majority and complain about something but refuse to do anything about it.
This position looks a bit nuts, but also unsustainable in the medium term. Why fight it?
(blaming leaving 🇪🇺 is good, however)
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This position looks a bit nuts, but also unsustainable in the medium term. Why fight it?
(blaming leaving 🇪🇺 is good, however)
1
Biggest news line of the day IMHO
This Burnham line on electoral reform is important: "I do believe there needs to be a mandate to make that change... I believe we will need to get a consensus at the next election. And if there is that consensus, then a change can be made in the next parliament."
September 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Biggest news line of the day IMHO
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This Burnham line on electoral reform is important: "I do believe there needs to be a mandate to make that change... I believe we will need to get a consensus at the next election. And if there is that consensus, then a change can be made in the next parliament."
September 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
This Burnham line on electoral reform is important: "I do believe there needs to be a mandate to make that change... I believe we will need to get a consensus at the next election. And if there is that consensus, then a change can be made in the next parliament."