Avani (uhv-nee)
@notatallavani.bsky.social
Third culture kid, Unitarian Universalist, aspiring microbiologist, zillennial, lover of art and languages, raging feminist, homebody, and cat lady. Chronic reskeeter. Usually sparkles in sunlight. Not a bot, just fairly new here.
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Oh hey, a new place for me to doomscroll.
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Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
September 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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You lost me in the first half but got me back in the second
September 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
You lost me in the first half but got me back in the second
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you: i wish i may, i wish eye mite
genie: what
genie: what
September 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM
you: i wish i may, i wish eye mite
genie: what
genie: what
Skin allergies in the midst of an extreme heatwave are absolutely not something I’d want to wish upon my worst enemy. Or maybe they are…
September 16, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Skin allergies in the midst of an extreme heatwave are absolutely not something I’d want to wish upon my worst enemy. Or maybe they are…
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him: i’d really like to get to know you better
me: *lets him get to know me better*
him: umm yeah, ok wow, this is a lot
me: *lets him get to know me better*
him: umm yeah, ok wow, this is a lot
September 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
him: i’d really like to get to know you better
me: *lets him get to know me better*
him: umm yeah, ok wow, this is a lot
me: *lets him get to know me better*
him: umm yeah, ok wow, this is a lot
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Not snap, not crackle, not pop but some secret explosive fourth thing
September 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Not snap, not crackle, not pop but some secret explosive fourth thing
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GenX, the street lights are on. Get your ass home
September 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
GenX, the street lights are on. Get your ass home
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friend of mine is in CDMX.... the future sure looks Chinese
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[2:53 PM]Land in Mexico City, what's the of the first things I see?
[2:53 PM]Ads for Chinese electric cars
[2:53 PM]EVERYWHERE
[2:56 PM]Indeed... Lots of Chinese consumer brands here
[2:56 PM]Didi ride hail, Xiaomi phones](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j2kmiyhld5btzozgzwy3lc2m/bafkreig53jg6h2xbxnf36br6r6syoahay3igz6irmvs24hk47cmlsk2czu)
September 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
friend of mine is in CDMX.... the future sure looks Chinese
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I'm going to start doing the Elizabeth Holmes stare at work. maybe the voice too idk. it seems to work really well, for a while
September 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I'm going to start doing the Elizabeth Holmes stare at work. maybe the voice too idk. it seems to work really well, for a while
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beaker on magazine covers: thread
February 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
beaker on magazine covers: thread
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Saw this and died
September 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Saw this and died
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*visiting a loved one at the hospital. I'm hungry, so I pull an apple out of my jacket pocket
Doctor: *hisses and jumps out the window
Doctor: *hisses and jumps out the window
September 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
*visiting a loved one at the hospital. I'm hungry, so I pull an apple out of my jacket pocket
Doctor: *hisses and jumps out the window
Doctor: *hisses and jumps out the window
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actually i am just a pretty face. the rest of my body is hideous.
August 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
actually i am just a pretty face. the rest of my body is hideous.
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No names, but a lot of English language internet food content creators are clearly just.
Taking old school Asian dishes, giving them English names, presenting them as an innovation.
No names, but a lot of English language internet food content creators are clearly just.
Taking old school Asian dishes, giving them English names, presenting them as an innovation.
August 26, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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No names, but a lot of English language internet food content creators are clearly just.
Taking old school Asian dishes, giving them English names, presenting them as an innovation.
No names, but a lot of English language internet food content creators are clearly just.
Taking old school Asian dishes, giving them English names, presenting them as an innovation.
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When I was a little girl in the 1980s I fell off my bike and skinned my knee. I'm telling you this now because we didn't have Bluesky then.
September 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
When I was a little girl in the 1980s I fell off my bike and skinned my knee. I'm telling you this now because we didn't have Bluesky then.
What a fucking way to start the day! At least the threat has passed by now and I’m ok.
September 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
What a fucking way to start the day! At least the threat has passed by now and I’m ok.
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But yeah, YEAH, with AI we won't need doctors any more...!
(...the vagina. THE VAGINA.)
😆
(...the vagina. THE VAGINA.)
😆
Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called?
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
September 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
But yeah, YEAH, with AI we won't need doctors any more...!
(...the vagina. THE VAGINA.)
😆
(...the vagina. THE VAGINA.)
😆
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This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
September 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
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Welcome to PMDD, where I simultaneously hate everyone and am desperately worried everyone hates me
September 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Welcome to PMDD, where I simultaneously hate everyone and am desperately worried everyone hates me
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“NONE shall pass…!”
September 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
“NONE shall pass…!”
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This psychotic break is taking forever.
May 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
This psychotic break is taking forever.