NotJustABarista
@notjustabarista.bsky.social
I'm bigger on the inside. He/him.
Seattle, WA
Seattle, WA
I’m just sad that we’ll never get to hear Seth Meyers argue with Meemaw again. Cracked me up every time
July 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I’m just sad that we’ll never get to hear Seth Meyers argue with Meemaw again. Cracked me up every time
Dreamt they’d opened a Whataburger in Seattle a few years ago and I hadn’t heard about it but it was technically in Bothell so it was too far to drive to anyway
June 29, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Dreamt they’d opened a Whataburger in Seattle a few years ago and I hadn’t heard about it but it was technically in Bothell so it was too far to drive to anyway
Can’t believe I have to work during the State of Play 😭
June 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Can’t believe I have to work during the State of Play 😭
Needed a trigger warning before the @podsaveamerica.crooked.com interview with KMart because I was ready to steer into oncoming traffic from rage. Bro the explanation for those 10m voters who chose the couch is probably in that autopsy that we rightly don’t trust you to interpret for us #DNC
April 30, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Needed a trigger warning before the @podsaveamerica.crooked.com interview with KMart because I was ready to steer into oncoming traffic from rage. Bro the explanation for those 10m voters who chose the couch is probably in that autopsy that we rightly don’t trust you to interpret for us #DNC
I know I’m getting old when I’m excited to use my birthday coupon at Target to get an extra 10% off the anti-fatigue padded mat I’m getting to put at my standing desk at work cause it’s killing my knees to stand all day 🥲
March 31, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I know I’m getting old when I’m excited to use my birthday coupon at Target to get an extra 10% off the anti-fatigue padded mat I’m getting to put at my standing desk at work cause it’s killing my knees to stand all day 🥲
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@sailorbeeee.bsky.social New Throne item bsky.app/profile/bogb...
taking my sweet honey angel pie to the local StinkCenter and winning her an onion
February 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM
@sailorbeeee.bsky.social New Throne item bsky.app/profile/bogb...
@sailorbeeee.bsky.social ain’t no way bro 🤣
February 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
@sailorbeeee.bsky.social ain’t no way bro 🤣
Where’s Laura Bailey when you need her because not a single person so much as cracked a smile when Brennan said “white breasts” about the eagles 🤣 #criticalrolespoilers
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Where’s Laura Bailey when you need her because not a single person so much as cracked a smile when Brennan said “white breasts” about the eagles 🤣 #criticalrolespoilers
Love getting to see what feels like Matt feeling comfortable enough to let down his hair a little and goof off at the table! #CriticalRoleSpoilers
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Love getting to see what feels like Matt feeling comfortable enough to let down his hair a little and goof off at the table! #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
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I'm not going to ask if you're doomscrolling. Everything is hard right now. But you still need to eat some food, drink a glass of water, as well as time to rest and recover.
Try not to stay up too late tonight. Sleep deprivation will make everything you need to do harder, including helping others.
Try not to stay up too late tonight. Sleep deprivation will make everything you need to do harder, including helping others.
January 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I'm not going to ask if you're doomscrolling. Everything is hard right now. But you still need to eat some food, drink a glass of water, as well as time to rest and recover.
Try not to stay up too late tonight. Sleep deprivation will make everything you need to do harder, including helping others.
Try not to stay up too late tonight. Sleep deprivation will make everything you need to do harder, including helping others.
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some bits of wisdom from tunglr
January 21, 2026 at 10:29 AM
some bits of wisdom from tunglr
@kareaux.bsky.social You were right but it looks like they are only seasonal or temporary :( www.instagram.com/p/DTTnpG1kroP/
thefrenchguysseattle on Instagram: "Ah, la Tarte Tropézienne…A French classic! 🍰 Pillowy brioche filled with rich crème diplomat, finished with pearl sugar and powder…"
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www.instagram.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:25 AM
@kareaux.bsky.social You were right but it looks like they are only seasonal or temporary :( www.instagram.com/p/DTTnpG1kroP/
I don't think I could ever run for office because there's no way I could fake enjoying professional sports long enough to get through a campaign
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I don't think I could ever run for office because there's no way I could fake enjoying professional sports long enough to get through a campaign
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I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.
January 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.
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ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video.
The Trump administration is lying.
The Trump administration is lying.
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video.
The Trump administration is lying.
The Trump administration is lying.
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Remember: they used thousands of academic books too! If you’re a scholar, check for your books too. This isn’t just novelists and pop writers, it’s academic books too!
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Remember: they used thousands of academic books too! If you’re a scholar, check for your books too. This isn’t just novelists and pop writers, it’s academic books too!
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PSA for Seattle procrastinators: If you're voting today or tomorrow, USE A DROP BOX, NOT THE MAIL! The USPS won't guarantee your timely ballot is postmarked on time.
Locations of ballot boxes: cd.kingcounty.gov/en/dept/elec...
More details: publicola.com/2025/10/03/p...
Locations of ballot boxes: cd.kingcounty.gov/en/dept/elec...
More details: publicola.com/2025/10/03/p...
Post Office Delays Could Result in Uncounted Ballots; Harrell's Budget Increases Graffiti Spending 36 Percent - PubliCola
1. Mail processing delays could result in more invalidated mail-in ballots this year, and elections officials are advising voters to…
publicola.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
PSA for Seattle procrastinators: If you're voting today or tomorrow, USE A DROP BOX, NOT THE MAIL! The USPS won't guarantee your timely ballot is postmarked on time.
Locations of ballot boxes: cd.kingcounty.gov/en/dept/elec...
More details: publicola.com/2025/10/03/p...
Locations of ballot boxes: cd.kingcounty.gov/en/dept/elec...
More details: publicola.com/2025/10/03/p...
#CriticalRoleSpoilers how this combat is going to end 😭 m.youtube.com/watch?v=WzPD...
Dog ate Dan's new heart
YouTube video by PolishTreeHill
m.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
#CriticalRoleSpoilers how this combat is going to end 😭 m.youtube.com/watch?v=WzPD...
#CriticalRoleSpoilers Ohhhhh, she’s that kind of elf
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
#CriticalRoleSpoilers Ohhhhh, she’s that kind of elf
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I don't think it was a financial decision at all. It was all about having power over other human beings, especially their own workers and servants, and MeToo, BLM and 3% unemployment all were huge threats to that power.
Last week someone made this point, a lot of money people (including tech) made a very clear, very calculated decision that authoritarianism, even a corrupt kleptocracy, was better for them financially than risking Dems doing a wealth tax/tax fairness etc. It was an eyes-wide-open choice.
Cuban explains why companies like Intel are happy to give fascists a cut. The wealthiest people in the country see it as a smaller sacrifice than what progressives are proposing in higher taxes.
August 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I don't think it was a financial decision at all. It was all about having power over other human beings, especially their own workers and servants, and MeToo, BLM and 3% unemployment all were huge threats to that power.
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Is Dan Strauss your city councilmember? Take his resident survey about neighborhood centers for the comp plan and select *only* option C to get us the abundant housing we deserve! #Seattle #urbanism #YIMBY (h/t to @seattleyimby.bsky.social)
forms.office.com/pages/respon...
forms.office.com/pages/respon...
Microsoft Forms
forms.office.com
August 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Is Dan Strauss your city councilmember? Take his resident survey about neighborhood centers for the comp plan and select *only* option C to get us the abundant housing we deserve! #Seattle #urbanism #YIMBY (h/t to @seattleyimby.bsky.social)
forms.office.com/pages/respon...
forms.office.com/pages/respon...
I guess I can appreciate my iphone turning on the headphone volume notification but it kinda makes me want to never freaking use it if I'm connected to my bluetooth speaker while I'm trying to meal prep and it keeps lowering the volume for my safety and instead I'm raging out while cooking
July 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I guess I can appreciate my iphone turning on the headphone volume notification but it kinda makes me want to never freaking use it if I'm connected to my bluetooth speaker while I'm trying to meal prep and it keeps lowering the volume for my safety and instead I'm raging out while cooking
Not quite as good as the day he caught covid but an enjoyable day nonetheless
July 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Not quite as good as the day he caught covid but an enjoyable day nonetheless