The Imitable NotMike
@notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts
Like a big, dumb Frankenstein, striving to be greater than the sum of his parts.
Normally, I wouldn't, but work paid for this one (just don't tell them that).
September 23, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Normally, I wouldn't, but work paid for this one (just don't tell them that).
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I'm basically a soothsayer. Comic from 2007 which was NOT 9 years ago turns out
![Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh Jeffrey: Yeah. Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space. [[A bomb falls]] Weedmaster P: Maybe some hype shit will get made because of the global war on terrors Jeffrey: A vast computer network that believes in "evil", costs a billion dollars an hour and says the same 5 phrases over and over. {{Underneath}} Instead of showing you pictures of cats Internet 5.0 will question your patriotism](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5onccce6xnadm5ooqeratqe4/bafkreiab2egdxb5hjeawe3c3ijdkroicl2jpplnps6qghbyo6fcbca5wha)
September 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I'm basically a soothsayer. Comic from 2007 which was NOT 9 years ago turns out
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[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow
February 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow
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Love Actually (2003)
September 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Love Actually (2003)
"States' Rights"
September 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
"States' Rights"
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The Ontario govt took $60M out of public education and handed it to Staples.
Tomorrow, 80K elementary teachers each get $750 of the misappropriated money to buy overpriced classroom supplies at an 🇺🇸 corporation.
Please remember this the next time Captain Canada tells you to #BuyCanadian.
#OntEd
Tomorrow, 80K elementary teachers each get $750 of the misappropriated money to buy overpriced classroom supplies at an 🇺🇸 corporation.
Please remember this the next time Captain Canada tells you to #BuyCanadian.
#OntEd
August 31, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The Ontario govt took $60M out of public education and handed it to Staples.
Tomorrow, 80K elementary teachers each get $750 of the misappropriated money to buy overpriced classroom supplies at an 🇺🇸 corporation.
Please remember this the next time Captain Canada tells you to #BuyCanadian.
#OntEd
Tomorrow, 80K elementary teachers each get $750 of the misappropriated money to buy overpriced classroom supplies at an 🇺🇸 corporation.
Please remember this the next time Captain Canada tells you to #BuyCanadian.
#OntEd
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You can’t make this up:
Alberta seeks help from other Canadian provinces to run referendum on separating from Canada
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
Alberta seeks help from other Canadian provinces to run referendum on separating from Canada
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
August 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
You can’t make this up:
Alberta seeks help from other Canadian provinces to run referendum on separating from Canada
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
Alberta seeks help from other Canadian provinces to run referendum on separating from Canada
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
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if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
August 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
BRB, changing my legal name.
August 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
BRB, changing my legal name.
Any day now, Trump will direct the FBI to investigate Ted Cruz for being the Zodiac Killer, and Kash Patel will actually have to do it.
August 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Any day now, Trump will direct the FBI to investigate Ted Cruz for being the Zodiac Killer, and Kash Patel will actually have to do it.
High speed rail will improve the lives of way more Ontarians than expanding Billy Bishop, but Doug says 'screw you, this is about my airport'.
www.cp24.com/local/toront...
www.cp24.com/local/toront...
Ontario rethinking support for federal government’s Alto high-speed rail after Billy Bishop expansion blocked
The Doug Ford government is now rethinking its support for a high-speed rail project after the federal government ruled out expanding Billy Bishop Airport, a source has told CTV News.
www.cp24.com
July 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
High speed rail will improve the lives of way more Ontarians than expanding Billy Bishop, but Doug says 'screw you, this is about my airport'.
www.cp24.com/local/toront...
www.cp24.com/local/toront...
To add to this, Chrome now lets you put all your tabs vertically along the edge of the window.
So, yes, this is another one of those features I'm going to personally take credit for because my open tabs look more like a To-Do List than ever.
So, yes, this is another one of those features I'm going to personally take credit for because my open tabs look more like a To-Do List than ever.
July 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
To add to this, Chrome now lets you put all your tabs vertically along the edge of the window.
So, yes, this is another one of those features I'm going to personally take credit for because my open tabs look more like a To-Do List than ever.
So, yes, this is another one of those features I'm going to personally take credit for because my open tabs look more like a To-Do List than ever.
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The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
July 27, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
Hatin's FREE
That quote from the dude saying, "You make $0.00/hr hating billionaires." is like this perfect (accidental, self-unaware) glimpse into the whole point.
(a) That you only measure value by how much it translates into dollars on an hourly basis
is
(b) why we loathe you.
(a) That you only measure value by how much it translates into dollars on an hourly basis
is
(b) why we loathe you.
July 27, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Hatin's FREE
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Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved.
Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.*
Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.*
Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
Researchers used electric stoves to treat asthma. It worked.
The latest evidence that gas is bad for your health.
www.climatecoloredgoggles.com
July 23, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved.
Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.*
Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.*
Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
My idiot brain: "Ah yes, Elvis and Rodney King."
July 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
My idiot brain: "Ah yes, Elvis and Rodney King."
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Dang they really got a category for everything
July 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Dang they really got a category for everything
Waiting for the inevitable copy and paste from Ottawa City Council. Sure, it's hard to turn away help when you need it, but sometimes you have to.
An anti-2SLGBTQIA+ organization was invited to Ottawa to assist with flood cleanup. They are here.
This same group was in NYC during COVID and turned away queer volunteers during COVID. Here's how NYC felt after receiving support from this group.
council.nyc.gov/press/2020/0...
This same group was in NYC during COVID and turned away queer volunteers during COVID. Here's how NYC felt after receiving support from this group.
council.nyc.gov/press/2020/0...
July 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Waiting for the inevitable copy and paste from Ottawa City Council. Sure, it's hard to turn away help when you need it, but sometimes you have to.
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Reminder that Carney has cut funding for Natural Resources Canada, Environment and Climate Change Canada, Indigenous and Northern Affairs, and Indigenous Services. And he has rolled back climate protections, abandoned emissions targets, and is building more pipelines.
July 16, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Reminder that Carney has cut funding for Natural Resources Canada, Environment and Climate Change Canada, Indigenous and Northern Affairs, and Indigenous Services. And he has rolled back climate protections, abandoned emissions targets, and is building more pipelines.
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we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store
We're extending Claude Fable 5 access on all paid plans, as well as keeping Claude Code’s weekly rate limits 50% higher, through July 19.
July 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store
I think you'll find your suspicions are correct.
July 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I think you'll find your suspicions are correct.
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This fucking city sometimes...
Get this: the city’s emergency management department now tells me that they strategically decided NOT to inform anyone, lest they wanted to watch and overwhelmed the existing crowds at LeBreton Flats with Bluesfest on.
Absolutely ludicrous.
Absolutely ludicrous.
July 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
This fucking city sometimes...