This isn't what I meant when I said you could have my pickles.

If you elect me mayor of Portland I promise you that I will speed up the bread — not in months to come, no. Immediately. My first act will be to make this spin faster than you could ever imagine.

Portland deserves it. You deserve it.

#pdx #bumperstickers

should I print these? #pdx #bumperstickers

his name was party bus. he was 3 years old and 1.4k lbs when he breached the corral. he flew with the grace & wisdom of the eldest angels. do you know what it takes to launch 1.4k lbs of beef six feet in the air? a want so big to fuck up some unsuspecting cowboys it just couldn't be contained. #pdx

express your portland individuality through the local language: bumper stickers.

hm

ai when you ask it a question

apply directly to bumper. #stickers #portland

please enjoy a selection of my very normal bumper stickers for regular people. you can apply these directly to flat surfaces such a bumpers.

you can purchase them for application on my hypertext store.

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#pdx #oregon #stickers