object dot computer
@objectcomputer.bsky.social
i am a self-taught bumper sticker artist who has been rejected by the main stream bumper sticker art establishment. i want to make your bumper beautiful.
https://shop.object.computer
https://shop.object.computer
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please enjoy a selection of my very normal bumper stickers for regular people. you can apply these directly to flat surfaces such a bumpers.
you can purchase them for application on my hypertext store.
shop.object.computer
#pdx #oregon #stickers
you can purchase them for application on my hypertext store.
shop.object.computer
#pdx #oregon #stickers
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never forget, never forgive
October 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
never forget, never forgive
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Portland’s bumper sticker game is on point 🤌🏼🤌🏼
October 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Portland’s bumper sticker game is on point 🤌🏼🤌🏼
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I try not to judge people anymore but if you have the bumper sticker, "back of bumper humper"… yeah I'm going to judge you.
October 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I try not to judge people anymore but if you have the bumper sticker, "back of bumper humper"… yeah I'm going to judge you.
join the movement crust.quest
If you elect me mayor of Portland I promise you that I will speed up the bread — not in months to come, no. Immediately. My first act will be to make this spin faster than you could ever imagine.
Portland deserves it. You deserve it.
#pdx #bumperstickers
Portland deserves it. You deserve it.
#pdx #bumperstickers
October 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
join the movement crust.quest
This isn't what I meant when I said you could have my pickles.
October 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
This isn't what I meant when I said you could have my pickles.
Someone needs to make a list of PDX bars that don’t want you to wait in line to order a drink
October 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Someone needs to make a list of PDX bars that don’t want you to wait in line to order a drink
If you elect me mayor of Portland I promise you that I will speed up the bread — not in months to come, no. Immediately. My first act will be to make this spin faster than you could ever imagine.
Portland deserves it. You deserve it.
#pdx #bumperstickers
Portland deserves it. You deserve it.
#pdx #bumperstickers
October 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
If you elect me mayor of Portland I promise you that I will speed up the bread — not in months to come, no. Immediately. My first act will be to make this spin faster than you could ever imagine.
Portland deserves it. You deserve it.
#pdx #bumperstickers
Portland deserves it. You deserve it.
#pdx #bumperstickers
should I print these? #pdx #bumperstickers
October 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
should I print these? #pdx #bumperstickers
his name was party bus. he was 3 years old and 1.4k lbs when he breached the corral. he flew with the grace & wisdom of the eldest angels. do you know what it takes to launch 1.4k lbs of beef six feet in the air? a want so big to fuck up some unsuspecting cowboys it just couldn't be contained. #pdx
October 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
his name was party bus. he was 3 years old and 1.4k lbs when he breached the corral. he flew with the grace & wisdom of the eldest angels. do you know what it takes to launch 1.4k lbs of beef six feet in the air? a want so big to fuck up some unsuspecting cowboys it just couldn't be contained. #pdx
express your portland individuality through the local language: bumper stickers.
October 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
express your portland individuality through the local language: bumper stickers.
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I forgot to post this earlier as this was in front of me at a stop light on my way home from the pharmacy earlier, but whoever you are, I LOVE YOU.
October 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I forgot to post this earlier as this was in front of me at a stop light on my way home from the pharmacy earlier, but whoever you are, I LOVE YOU.
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Elon sucks. So we made a sticker. Looks great on the street, in bar bathrooms, or anywhere. Free shipping too! #elonsucks #effelon shirtgoodhq.com/collections/...
September 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Elon sucks. So we made a sticker. Looks great on the street, in bar bathrooms, or anywhere. Free shipping too! #elonsucks #effelon shirtgoodhq.com/collections/...
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Portland, Oregon Trail launches tomorrow! Last chance to get your Pre-Launch Reservation bumper sticker for only $2, once we launch it will be $6 as add-on. https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/9th-level-games/portland-oregon-trail?ref=mc28
September 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Portland, Oregon Trail launches tomorrow! Last chance to get your Pre-Launch Reservation bumper sticker for only $2, once we launch it will be $6 as add-on. https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/9th-level-games/portland-oregon-trail?ref=mc28
ai when you ask it a question
September 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
ai when you ask it a question
September 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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tell me you're on bluesky without telling me you're on bluesky
September 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
tell me you're on bluesky without telling me you're on bluesky
make your car more enjoyable to read for waymos with my bumper stickers.
400 Waymos read a Rapture bumper sticker and decided only Jesus is eligible for rides. Eighty are parked at a closed Chick-fil-A, recalculating an ETA that currently reads “eleven minutes to never.” The wait fee still applies. https://friedocean.com/?p=3197 #Waymo
Waymo Reads Bumper Sticker, Now Only Offering Rides To Jesus
A Waymo executive calmly explains why 400 driverless cars have stopped serving anyone who isn't the Messiah, and why the wait fee still applies.
friedocean.com
September 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
make your car more enjoyable to read for waymos with my bumper stickers.
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Bumper sticker that reads: "I peaked in the spelling bee"
September 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Bumper sticker that reads: "I peaked in the spelling bee"
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"I dodged the nfl draft" bumper sticker
September 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
"I dodged the nfl draft" bumper sticker
please enjoy a selection of my very normal bumper stickers for regular people. you can apply these directly to flat surfaces such a bumpers.
you can purchase them for application on my hypertext store.
shop.object.computer
#pdx #oregon #stickers
you can purchase them for application on my hypertext store.
shop.object.computer
#pdx #oregon #stickers
September 28, 2026 at 1:54 AM
please enjoy a selection of my very normal bumper stickers for regular people. you can apply these directly to flat surfaces such a bumpers.
you can purchase them for application on my hypertext store.
shop.object.computer
#pdx #oregon #stickers
you can purchase them for application on my hypertext store.
shop.object.computer
#pdx #oregon #stickers