SJ
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SJ
@offset-term.bsky.social
I’m nice now.
Got new glasses again, would be nicer if my vision would just chill for a bit.
September 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Saturday night, I used to be cool soundtrack youtu.be/I1ds5KfglWE
Mannequin (2006 Remastered Version)
YouTube video by Wire - Topic
youtu.be
September 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I just had to send a text to my nephew clarifying that Super Old = my parents and Regular Old = me and his mom
July 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
It takes me forever to get through a season of The Bear because there is SO MUCH YELLING that it stresses me out. My family is Italian and also from Chicago and I still can’t handle it.
July 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
July 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
My dog says hi
July 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Friday night soundtrack youtu.be/FCMwmVLWKLA?...
Sennen (2001 Remaster)
YouTube video by Ride - Topic
youtu.be
July 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
First time I’ve been in my office with any of my tattoos visible, let’s see if anyone actually gives a fuck.
July 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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The Onion presents Birth of a Nation, the only movie ever named this, is now live.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi...
America: Birth Of A Nation
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
July 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Enjoying the first of nine days off in a row, soundtrack youtu.be/MzPECgrwjKE?...
Complicated Game (2001 Digital Remaster)
YouTube video by XTC - Topic
youtu.be
June 27, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I’m in the fancy person skybox.
June 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I find this funny
June 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
BOO THIS MAN
June 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Bring back cubicles, open-plan offices are loud and annoying.
June 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Many dealbreakers, but not knowing the difference between your and you’re should be a basic one.
May 24, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Second Skin
YouTube video by The Chameleons - Topic
youtu.be
May 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Reposted by SJ
This is Pulitzer shit right here.
March 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Reposted by SJ
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
March 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I’m really good at cooling my house down early in the morning so I don’t have use the air conditioning, but today I just gave up.
March 21, 2026 at 12:02 AM
And on the second week of return to office mandate, I get sick. Cool, man.
March 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I got rid of of Spotify (fuck Spotify) and man, the alternative to this sure is playing me some bangers from the past. I’m into it.
March 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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"SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!" over and over and over again until I die.
January 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ready for nice weather
February 27, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Unhinged retaliation incoming. youtu.be/fZokPAuhD6k?...
Excitable Boy
YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic
youtu.be
February 20, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I gotta get off Spotify, fuck all their AI bullshit.

youtu.be/QG_Sr_uHKso?...
TUXEDOMOON - "NO TEARS" long version
YouTube video by VJ#1
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM