Penned by @pastellepinkie.bsky.social
“HOES DEPRESSED
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS
HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO HEAD
I SAID THEM HOES DEPRESSED
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
I BEAT THAT BITCH TO DEATH
JK, I TAKE MY MEDS”
"What?"
"What?"
Royal politics are always a pain.
"That said, congrats on the marriage, deep fried murlock?"
"What?"
He will be sending a gift basket.
Her name is Slaanesh, known as the hermaphroditic dark prince of debauchery and excess.
They have taken a liking to my perfectionism and ever growing excess."
He simply continues to heat up water in an old iron kettle to prepare his MRE's.
"Have i ever shown you my face?"
DON'T SAY YES.
LOUD WHISTLING AND...
He's climbing his big ass suit.
One second... he just needs to... bleep.
"...LEAD ME TO THE SLAUGHTER!"