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To do today:
⬜ Go to farmer's market for hand pies
⬜ Water my plants in the office
⬜ Water my plants in the hallway
⬜ Water my plants in the bathroom
⬜ Trash my dead plants
⬜ Finish fixing downstairs computer
⬜ Install Linux on it?
⬜ Spend time outside listening to the leaves
October 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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August 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Up in the middle of the night again for the second night in a row. All I want is to sleep. I hate this. Stress fucking sucks.
October 2, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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Happy Anniversary to the Darwin quote of all time
Finished while waiting for my curling draw. Still needs to be ironed and framed, but I think the variegated floss was a success.

Pattern from Shitpost Sampler, recolored by me with overdyed floss from Cottage Garden Threads and Cosmo.
October 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I'm honestly ready to just fucking walk away from my job. I've got nothing lined up, but I'm so deeply unhappy. I hate it. I hate everything so much. We can't afford it. I'm just so fucking miserable. I hate myself.
September 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Why eat lunch responsibly when you can have a chocolate ice cream treat followed by a bag of super spicy chips? How could this POSSIBLY go wrong?
September 29, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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This is Howard. Howard has many many concerns and if you are in the DFW area, Howard would love to live with you while he works on himself. He is VERY food motivated (much like me) and struggles to make sense of simple concepts and loud sounds (also like me).
September 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Read thread for more on the Gospel of the Blade. It just gets better and better.

#GuillotinesTheModerateSolution
My takeaway here is that we just need to continue spreading the Guillotine Gospel until more people talk about it 🤔

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September 28, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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For the Blade is not of the left, nor of the right, but falleth only straight down. In this is its perfection.

Blessed are the future oversight committee members, for they have found the Moderate Solution™. And it is sharp, and it is gravity-powered, and it requireth no filibuster.
September 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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And lo, the people did cry out, saying "Our Government is broken, and our discourse is an abomination unto the ears!"

And the Blade answered them, saying "Verily, I say unto you: why debate for forty days and forty nights, when one swift afternoon can suffice?"
September 28, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Politics island is outnumbered by the hostile mainland that oppose our way of life. A nuclear deterrent is necessary.
September 28, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
September 27, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The Anaheim/Santa Ana airport is severely lacking in Monster and protein shake options for purchase after security. Also, hooooly crap. I cannot justify a $10 small Jamba Juice even with the airport upcharge. What.
September 26, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Rebooked myself on the slightly earlier flight home so that hopefully I'll reach home today, Friday, instead of after midnight, Saturday. I'll have to leave a little earlier, but I'm okay with this. It'll be fine.
September 25, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Having a little bit of a sit and think evening as I attempt to figure out how the crap to pack my suitcase for leaving tomorrow. I'm waffling on whether I go out and do something irresponsible or if I just sit in my hotel room and do nothing. It's bad folks.
September 25, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Okay. I'm officially ready to go home today, but I can't until tomorrow. :(
September 24, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Okay. Computer is successfully prepped for the learning that I'm supposed to be doing tomorrow. I guess I can just give the fuck up on today and sleep or something. Maybe finish the book I started reading a couple weeks ago or something.
September 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Bisexuality does not require you to have dated X number of people Y times to count.

You attracted to more than one gender? Cool. You count.

Anyone saying otherwise is a jerk.
September 23, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"Model and magic are both 5-letter words that start with the letter m." - many times, business leaders do not distinguish between these two words; they see them as the same word.

This afternoon's training session was really thought provoking for me. I loved it.
September 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Right hates trans people - most public go "it's the right, they're nuts".
So-called left join in - "Well now, what's going on, there must be an issue if they agree!"

It's why the Guardian/Labour going anti-trans is, ultimately, more much more harmful than the Times/Telegraph/Tories doing it.
Political winds do not only flow from voters to politicians, they go in reverse as well.

Democrats running ads like these signal to the general public and their voter base that this issue now has support by both parties, and that hating trans people is publicly acceptable.

They do harm to us.
New Mary Peltola ad.

“No, I don’t want kids getting surgeries to change genders, or men in girls bathrooms.”

Dem, (AK-AL)
September 23, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Taking a virtual training right now on helping immigrants who have also faced domestic violence, and they literally just said not to use AI tools due to reasons of confidentiality.

Anything you tell an LLM, even using a note taking service, might be discoverable. We're being watched. Be mindful.
September 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Still possibly my favorite line + delivery in all of 30 ROCK. It's a feeling I empathize with down to my bones
September 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I guess I'm either a super fast typer or... I'm too advanced to be in this hands on course? Either way is fine, I guess. It's a nice change of pace from a normal workday.
September 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
i don't care if the danged chat bots are "thinking." that's not my problem. stop putting them in my computers
September 21, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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The jagoffs who claim disabled people are gaming the system and the people who piss and moan when folks need MA will never comprehend this until it happens to them

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September 20, 2026 at 4:35 PM