Cubbrd
@ohthatbadger.bsky.social
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Heaven protect me from 14-year-old TikTokkers foretelling the future via a Fisher-Price version of the tarot deck.
August 13, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Heaven protect me from 14-year-old TikTokkers foretelling the future via a Fisher-Price version of the tarot deck.
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[Madonna voice at the beginning of Vogue] “What are you looking at?” 🪶
May 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
[Madonna voice at the beginning of Vogue] “What are you looking at?” 🪶
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I hate those people who ride your bumper and start flashing their lights at you like hey look at me I'm driving a police car
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I hate those people who ride your bumper and start flashing their lights at you like hey look at me I'm driving a police car
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CUTE NEIGHBOR AT THE LAUNDRY ROOM: I think you dropped your...uh...what is that?
ME (sees neon polka dot short-shorts with "naughty bitch boi" embroidered on the ass): these are definitely not mine but ill pick them up and try to find the rightful owner thanks bye
ME (sees neon polka dot short-shorts with "naughty bitch boi" embroidered on the ass): these are definitely not mine but ill pick them up and try to find the rightful owner thanks bye
July 7, 2023 at 3:13 AM
CUTE NEIGHBOR AT THE LAUNDRY ROOM: I think you dropped your...uh...what is that?
ME (sees neon polka dot short-shorts with "naughty bitch boi" embroidered on the ass): these are definitely not mine but ill pick them up and try to find the rightful owner thanks bye
ME (sees neon polka dot short-shorts with "naughty bitch boi" embroidered on the ass): these are definitely not mine but ill pick them up and try to find the rightful owner thanks bye
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Was worried I was slipping into nihilism, but I decided it didn't matter
April 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Was worried I was slipping into nihilism, but I decided it didn't matter
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always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride
April 21, 2026 at 7:17 AM
always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride
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One day, I'm gonna fall in with the "right crowd". And, gawd, I'm gonna be cross.
April 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
One day, I'm gonna fall in with the "right crowd". And, gawd, I'm gonna be cross.
Big Dick Energy, but the Dick in question is Andy.
April 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Big Dick Energy, but the Dick in question is Andy.
Can we get a vote going for "despair" being the word of 2026?
March 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Can we get a vote going for "despair" being the word of 2026?
I just can't seem to get back to posting on sosh meeds (ya welcome for the cringe). Apart from this post, I guess.
February 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I just can't seem to get back to posting on sosh meeds (ya welcome for the cringe). Apart from this post, I guess.
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When Tr*mp mistreats a journalist at a press conference, all the other journalists should just get up and leave.
And they should not need to be told this.
And they should not need to be told this.
September 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When Tr*mp mistreats a journalist at a press conference, all the other journalists should just get up and leave.
And they should not need to be told this.
And they should not need to be told this.
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the opposite of woke is asleep and that's how they'd like us.
September 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
the opposite of woke is asleep and that's how they'd like us.
PSA. A backtick is not an apostrophe.
But you probably don't even know when to use an apostrophe.
So maybe just don't.
hashtag nerdrage
But you probably don't even know when to use an apostrophe.
So maybe just don't.
hashtag nerdrage
June 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
PSA. A backtick is not an apostrophe.
But you probably don't even know when to use an apostrophe.
So maybe just don't.
hashtag nerdrage
But you probably don't even know when to use an apostrophe.
So maybe just don't.
hashtag nerdrage
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Terminator (holding out hand): Come with me if you want to live!
Sarah Connor: (watching news)
Terminator: Well?
Sarah Connor: I'm thinking
Sarah Connor: (watching news)
Terminator: Well?
Sarah Connor: I'm thinking
March 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Terminator (holding out hand): Come with me if you want to live!
Sarah Connor: (watching news)
Terminator: Well?
Sarah Connor: I'm thinking
Sarah Connor: (watching news)
Terminator: Well?
Sarah Connor: I'm thinking
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Every time I wish we could go back to how things were before, I remember I hated them then, too.
June 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Every time I wish we could go back to how things were before, I remember I hated them then, too.
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*alien bursts through my chest
*alien looks around
*alien gets back in my chest
*alien looks around
*alien gets back in my chest
March 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*alien bursts through my chest
*alien looks around
*alien gets back in my chest
*alien looks around
*alien gets back in my chest
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Welcome to your teens. You are no longer required to speak in complete sentences. Or, for that matter, complete grunts.
March 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Welcome to your teens. You are no longer required to speak in complete sentences. Or, for that matter, complete grunts.
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“No one’s going to hurt you today! Not on my watch!”
The box of donuts wants to believe me, but they’ve been hurt before.
The box of donuts wants to believe me, but they’ve been hurt before.
March 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“No one’s going to hurt you today! Not on my watch!”
The box of donuts wants to believe me, but they’ve been hurt before.
The box of donuts wants to believe me, but they’ve been hurt before.
This is a Mindy Kaling appreciation post.
*Go appreciate her!*
Alright.
*Go appreciate her!*
Alright.
March 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is a Mindy Kaling appreciation post.
*Go appreciate her!*
Alright.
*Go appreciate her!*
Alright.
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My rosacea is a manifestation of the time in another life when I was burned at the stake.
February 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My rosacea is a manifestation of the time in another life when I was burned at the stake.
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Thanks to @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social I now know that Wednesday isn't only for weevils. It's also #woodpeckerwednesday Downy Woodpecker
#bird
#sciart
#ornithology
#photography
#wildlife
#nature
#wildlifephotography
#bird
#sciart
#ornithology
#photography
#wildlife
#nature
#wildlifephotography
January 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Thanks to @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social I now know that Wednesday isn't only for weevils. It's also #woodpeckerwednesday Downy Woodpecker
#bird
#sciart
#ornithology
#photography
#wildlife
#nature
#wildlifephotography
#bird
#sciart
#ornithology
#photography
#wildlife
#nature
#wildlifephotography
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I do not have resting bitch face because my bitch face is very active, an over-achiever really
January 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I do not have resting bitch face because my bitch face is very active, an over-achiever really
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The most dramatic bird in my backyard.
January 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The most dramatic bird in my backyard.
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Supposed to get 3 to 5 inches of snow here in southeast Tennessee tomorrow. People are talking about it in hushed, solemn tones, the way you might discuss a 400 foot tall invincible eagle that steals children in the night.
January 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Supposed to get 3 to 5 inches of snow here in southeast Tennessee tomorrow. People are talking about it in hushed, solemn tones, the way you might discuss a 400 foot tall invincible eagle that steals children in the night.