Oldgitmark2
@oldgitmark2.bsky.social
Who/What: Mum to Trevor the Cat. Butler to Trevor the Cat. Left my inhibitions back in the 1980s.
Excellent. I can buy a new hat with my commission, ready for the next heatwave.
September 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Excellent. I can buy a new hat with my commission, ready for the next heatwave.
The laughing cavalier was not amused by the misuse of his horse.
September 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The laughing cavalier was not amused by the misuse of his horse.
I wouldn't trust them. They never give 3 BANANAS IN A ROW on their computers.
September 7, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I wouldn't trust them. They never give 3 BANANAS IN A ROW on their computers.
Chocolate lava cakes for pudding?
August 24, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Chocolate lava cakes for pudding?
Last year I reread the letters I sent to my mum when I left home and the daily doings are so much fun. I hope you enjoy your writing as much as I did mine (mum died in 2011). Excerpt from the late '90s.
July 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Last year I reread the letters I sent to my mum when I left home and the daily doings are so much fun. I hope you enjoy your writing as much as I did mine (mum died in 2011). Excerpt from the late '90s.
Neptune looks something like this, Mars is more complex.
July 26, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Neptune looks something like this, Mars is more complex.
Are you sure Señor Miguel is really a bit Mexican? His sombrero looks a bit off.
July 6, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Are you sure Señor Miguel is really a bit Mexican? His sombrero looks a bit off.
I do love Private Eye's take on it.
June 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I do love Private Eye's take on it.
How about this magician?
May 28, 2026 at 10:09 AM
How about this magician?
I especially love your banana storage trousers
May 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM
I especially love your banana storage trousers
I wonder if you have already tried being the voice of AI on a satnav?
May 8, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I wonder if you have already tried being the voice of AI on a satnav?
More like Miles Jupp
April 20, 2026 at 8:20 AM
More like Miles Jupp
Are you sure, Pam? Remember when @sirmichael.bsky.social trampled his local field to do a self portrait (Good Man with Ice Cream) and the Local Youths later added a toolbelt, spanner and large nips
April 19, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Are you sure, Pam? Remember when @sirmichael.bsky.social trampled his local field to do a self portrait (Good Man with Ice Cream) and the Local Youths later added a toolbelt, spanner and large nips
Trevor will sleep on it
April 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Trevor will sleep on it
The broom is mightier than the sword in Norah Batty's hands
April 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
The broom is mightier than the sword in Norah Batty's hands
Was The Scream set in the Strait of Hormuz?
March 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Was The Scream set in the Strait of Hormuz?
Luckily Play School never televised this particular window.
March 9, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Luckily Play School never televised this particular window.
I hope @villagetimes.bsky.social and @villageecho.bsky.social will be reporting on the curling at the Village Winter Olympics. Good on Mrs Buckley, not sure Uncle Geoffrey will go very far though. What will @sirmichael.bsky.social be participating in?
February 5, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I hope @villagetimes.bsky.social and @villageecho.bsky.social will be reporting on the curling at the Village Winter Olympics. Good on Mrs Buckley, not sure Uncle Geoffrey will go very far though. What will @sirmichael.bsky.social be participating in?
After the tree was felled last winter the graves of 2 of the cats are a bit exposed if anyone were to dig up the garden when I'm no longer here; so I've started on a couple of grave markers.
January 28, 2026 at 1:48 PM
After the tree was felled last winter the graves of 2 of the cats are a bit exposed if anyone were to dig up the garden when I'm no longer here; so I've started on a couple of grave markers.