Oldgitmark2
@oldgitmark2.bsky.social
Who/What: Mum to Trevor the Cat. Butler to Trevor the Cat. Left my inhibitions back in the 1980s.
Excellent. I can buy a new hat with my commission, ready for the next heatwave.
September 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Excellent. I can buy a new hat with my commission, ready for the next heatwave.
You need a hat with magnets on to catch the coins when you forget to zip up.
September 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
You need a hat with magnets on to catch the coins when you forget to zip up.
With my schooldays being a matter for the history books, I love my bit of daily education from your posts.
September 14, 2026 at 9:16 AM
With my schooldays being a matter for the history books, I love my bit of daily education from your posts.
Those darned baked beans ...
September 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Those darned baked beans ...
ME remember you put KEBAB on the pole.
September 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
ME remember you put KEBAB on the pole.
Yorkshire will be utilising its own version of AI, called A Up.
September 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Yorkshire will be utilising its own version of AI, called A Up.
AI learning all about cat wash and polish. Smell checker malfunction.
White Cat Bath Time
ALT: White Cat Bath Time
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September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
AI learning all about cat wash and polish. Smell checker malfunction.
The laughing cavalier was not amused by the misuse of his horse.
September 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The laughing cavalier was not amused by the misuse of his horse.
Wrong again, @sirmichael.bsky.social . The model is the same, but in The Scream she is having a bad hair day (hence the scream) and in the Mona Lisa she has done a comb over and looks better.
September 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Wrong again, @sirmichael.bsky.social . The model is the same, but in The Scream she is having a bad hair day (hence the scream) and in the Mona Lisa she has done a comb over and looks better.
I wouldn't trust them. They never give 3 BANANAS IN A ROW on their computers.
September 7, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I wouldn't trust them. They never give 3 BANANAS IN A ROW on their computers.
The stars are scared of me, they are hiding behind clouds.
September 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The stars are scared of me, they are hiding behind clouds.
Oh dear
Fawlty Towers John Cleese
ALT: Fawlty Towers John Cleese
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September 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Oh dear
Too bad I'll probably be in the bathroom.
September 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Too bad I'll probably be in the bathroom.
Your goalkeeper is so tall, how will she ever be able to catch the football?
Lineswoman Hit by Tennis Ball
ALT: Lineswoman Hit by Tennis Ball
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September 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Your goalkeeper is so tall, how will she ever be able to catch the football?
That's OK, I like being a hermit.
August 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
That's OK, I like being a hermit.
Lawrence of Clacton
August 29, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Lawrence of Clacton
StationAry - stand to Attention!
StationEry - Excalibur never hurt like this little paper cut.
StationEry - Excalibur never hurt like this little paper cut.
August 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM
StationAry - stand to Attention!
StationEry - Excalibur never hurt like this little paper cut.
StationEry - Excalibur never hurt like this little paper cut.
DOCTOR has lost screwdriver, but THANKFULLY getting engineering tips from JEREMY CLARKSON on Top Gear.
Doctor Who: The Doctor Says 'Oh, Behave!'
ALT: Doctor Who: The Doctor Says 'Oh, Behave!'
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August 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
DOCTOR has lost screwdriver, but THANKFULLY getting engineering tips from JEREMY CLARKSON on Top Gear.