"indie rock snob phil" would be a really great personality for him to try out.

there was a girl i'd drive home from school once in a while and her dad had a 1st gen cougar with flip up headlights. i'd sure like to ask her about that car.

umpire-influencer standalone placed on administrative leave after laughing at pitcher getting teased, "unfortunately, it appears this is not the first instance of this behavior" said head of umpire union

no parade in Paris for our boys after the French Indochina War, either.

there was that period in the real early 2000s when they named them after artists - klee was one, and the ellington. nothing says "orchestra" to me like a 380 sq ft studio apartment.

lay down some grey flooring and put up a couple of neon signs that say "good vibes only" and "rise and grind" and call it "a quiet retreat nestled in an overlooked pocket of the city". it will be so busy you won't have a chance to hose it out between bookings.

make sure it comes with mineral rights. lease it out to a miner or driller. might as well make a little money off your investment.

seems like people would be really interested in seeing the minecraft build you've been working on behind the scenes for years and years

we're at the 3/4 pole of bean year. i took some time away from it when i had a sick tummy, but rice and lentils with sauteed chard or kale has been a favorite dish lately, just with some sherry vinegar. good way to eat more greens.

it used to be easy and pretty cheap to buy an ad on exactly one building's elevators for one day. when i got annoyed with someone, i'd put an ad in their building with their picture that said something like "congratulations on 3rd place in the county fair kielbasa eating contest"

"sure, we have your money, and a lot of it, but what we need is your unconditional love"

thought i was going to give in when it got into the mid-40s overnight, but the nickname is too important to me.

i bet he was so pissed off when he read that Book Club got a sequel.

the 1% patch that's on my jacket refers to the kind of milk i'm supposed to be buying.

there's a bunch of these guys in the 50s and 60s that seemed to just be background actors in tv shows, that guy i remember just because of his name. street scenes are so empty these days - gotta be a seriously lucky s.o.b. to make a buck being cast as "townsman" or "pedestrian"

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