zoomosis
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I have a business installing Styrofoam nuns
Simon Townsend's Wonder Woman
August 9, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Simon Townsend's Wonder Woman
Sometimes when I'm feeling a bit naughty I like to click on "Translate to English" on a YouTube comment when the comment is already in English.
May 27, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Sometimes when I'm feeling a bit naughty I like to click on "Translate to English" on a YouTube comment when the comment is already in English.
Is it wrong to want "I guess you had to be there" written on my headstone?
May 7, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Is it wrong to want "I guess you had to be there" written on my headstone?
Disappointed and perplexed to learn my local guitar/music shop has suddenly closed down after 30 years. This despite a popular YouTuber visiting their shop just two months ago, with the owner giving them a tour and having plans for the shop to be expanded.
May 6, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Disappointed and perplexed to learn my local guitar/music shop has suddenly closed down after 30 years. This despite a popular YouTuber visiting their shop just two months ago, with the owner giving them a tour and having plans for the shop to be expanded.
I feel like there should be a law against Sorrento Moon playing every time I'm at the supermarket
February 22, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I feel like there should be a law against Sorrento Moon playing every time I'm at the supermarket
Red Dead Redemption 2, but you play as Russell Coight.
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Red Dead Redemption 2, but you play as Russell Coight.
Turns out if you don't use the Bluesky Android app for a while it logs you out. Guess who couldn't remember their password earlier today?
August 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Turns out if you don't use the Bluesky Android app for a while it logs you out. Guess who couldn't remember their password earlier today?
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Marconi plays the mamba
Chubby Checker, Psycho, listen to the radio
Hula hoops, Castro, knee deep in the hoopla
Studebaker, Rockefeller, don't you remember?
We didn't build this city
Chubby Checker, Psycho, listen to the radio
Hula hoops, Castro, knee deep in the hoopla
Studebaker, Rockefeller, don't you remember?
We didn't build this city
August 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Marconi plays the mamba
Chubby Checker, Psycho, listen to the radio
Hula hoops, Castro, knee deep in the hoopla
Studebaker, Rockefeller, don't you remember?
We didn't build this city
Chubby Checker, Psycho, listen to the radio
Hula hoops, Castro, knee deep in the hoopla
Studebaker, Rockefeller, don't you remember?
We didn't build this city
deck.blue taking a long time to load these days. Any longer and I'll forget entirely the stupid shitpost I was about to send. Wait, maybe that's their plan.
August 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
deck.blue taking a long time to load these days. Any longer and I'll forget entirely the stupid shitpost I was about to send. Wait, maybe that's their plan.
Does the song "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow make anyone else feel inexplicably slightly seasick or it is just me?
August 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Does the song "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow make anyone else feel inexplicably slightly seasick or it is just me?
Accidentally earwormed myself with Stutter Rap.
July 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Accidentally earwormed myself with Stutter Rap.
Nothing against Oliver Bearman but it's an interesting stewards decision to allow him to start the race given he's only done a handful of laps all weekend, and not a single full timed lap. #f1
March 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Nothing against Oliver Bearman but it's an interesting stewards decision to allow him to start the race given he's only done a handful of laps all weekend, and not a single full timed lap. #f1
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
Is it still a typo if you an entire word?
March 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Is it still a typo if you an entire word?
What did Rai Thistlethwayte really know when he sang "so we've already established the fact that things are gonna be different in the future, baby"?
January 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
What did Rai Thistlethwayte really know when he sang "so we've already established the fact that things are gonna be different in the future, baby"?
Todo list:
1. open the door
2. get on the floor
3. walk the dinosaur
1. open the door
2. get on the floor
3. walk the dinosaur
January 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Todo list:
1. open the door
2. get on the floor
3. walk the dinosaur
1. open the door
2. get on the floor
3. walk the dinosaur
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This graffiti near work says COVER YOUR PENIS, CUNT and I like its energy and message.
January 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
This graffiti near work says COVER YOUR PENIS, CUNT and I like its energy and message.
"Tag Heuer returns to the sport as the Official Beekeeper of Formula 1."
January 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"Tag Heuer returns to the sport as the Official Beekeeper of Formula 1."
Thinking about when Lindsey Buckingham went full Blue Steel back in 1984.
January 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Thinking about when Lindsey Buckingham went full Blue Steel back in 1984.
Tonight's mental mashup: the bridge to "Six Months In A Leaky Boat" by Split Enz and "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones.
January 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Tonight's mental mashup: the bridge to "Six Months In A Leaky Boat" by Split Enz and "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones.
Thinking about '80s songs with the year in the lyrics after hearing "The City of Soul" (1985) by Eurogliders. "Next Episode" by Tone Loc springs to mind: "88 was fine but 89 is mine".
I'm probably forgetting a really obvious one.
I'm probably forgetting a really obvious one.
January 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Thinking about '80s songs with the year in the lyrics after hearing "The City of Soul" (1985) by Eurogliders. "Next Episode" by Tone Loc springs to mind: "88 was fine but 89 is mine".
I'm probably forgetting a really obvious one.
I'm probably forgetting a really obvious one.
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So apparently the Americans are not familiar with the Aussie phrase 'nut it out' and it is causing mass carnage in business meetings
January 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
So apparently the Americans are not familiar with the Aussie phrase 'nut it out' and it is causing mass carnage in business meetings