matthew
@pahuski.com
soup, transit, sports, language, general nonsense
📍 Philadelphia (via Chicago)
💬 en/es/pt
📍 Philadelphia (via Chicago)
💬 en/es/pt
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Mr President the federal reserve is laughing at you. They said you are weak and a loser who can't fire them
September 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Mr President the federal reserve is laughing at you. They said you are weak and a loser who can't fire them
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I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
inspired by a sticker I've seen around town a few times
September 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
inspired by a sticker I've seen around town a few times
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under woke 2 we’re bringing back the faith hill sunday night football intro
September 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
under woke 2 we’re bringing back the faith hill sunday night football intro
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10 years ago today 🫡🫡🫡
September 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
10 years ago today 🫡🫡🫡
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between this and Eurovision, the scorecard is now
Canada: Europe
Australia: Europe
UK: not Europe
Canada: Europe
Australia: Europe
UK: not Europe
Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social, we want to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible.
I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to being the first associate member of the EU.
And create a common prosperity and economic security space.
I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to being the first associate member of the EU.
And create a common prosperity and economic security space.
September 16, 2026 at 10:33 AM
between this and Eurovision, the scorecard is now
Canada: Europe
Australia: Europe
UK: not Europe
Canada: Europe
Australia: Europe
UK: not Europe
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I’m starting to wonder if we may be looking at a bigger wave than any of us have been thinking.
Support For Trump's Proposed $5000 Check:
Oppose: 63%
Support: 17%
Ipsos / Sept 14, 2026
Oppose: 63%
Support: 17%
Ipsos / Sept 14, 2026
September 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I’m starting to wonder if we may be looking at a bigger wave than any of us have been thinking.
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ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
September 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
just discovered the "rotate colors" filter in GIMP. this could be fun
September 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
just discovered the "rotate colors" filter in GIMP. this could be fun
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Don't wanna make you feel old but The War of the Roses ended 539 years ago
September 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Don't wanna make you feel old but The War of the Roses ended 539 years ago
I’d be honored to have Malala chuck a D-cell battery at me during the Bears/Eagles game next Monday
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate
Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
September 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I’d be honored to have Malala chuck a D-cell battery at me during the Bears/Eagles game next Monday
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Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate
Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
September 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate
Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
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GEFILTE PHISHING
Just got a phishing email from someone posing as my Rabbi, so that's a fun escalation.
September 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
GEFILTE PHISHING
new favorite hype music just dropped
September 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
new favorite hype music just dropped
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Neat. I'm here to joke around. Take that shit elsewhere please
September 15, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Neat. I'm here to joke around. Take that shit elsewhere please
uma gaúcha estava praticando inglês comigo, e me disse que eu não deveria visitar o Rio ou a Bahia por questões de segurança... será que posso adivinhar em quem vai votar?
September 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
uma gaúcha estava praticando inglês comigo, e me disse que eu não deveria visitar o Rio ou a Bahia por questões de segurança... será que posso adivinhar em quem vai votar?
it can only good happen
Chicago WCS diesel crack $137/bbl, absolutely wild- barrel of diesel in Chicago now $226/bbl
September 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
it can only good happen
sure, why not
The Houthis have laid mines in the Bab al-Mandab Strait, a Yemeni military source told German news agency DPA
September 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
sure, why not
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i'm not sure if robert kraft quite grasps what he started
The Irish musician Aaron Rowe has said he is withdrawing as a support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour.
September 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
i'm not sure if robert kraft quite grasps what he started
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maybe It will happen today
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge blocks Kennedy Center board from putting Trump's name on the building or grounds in any way.
September 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
maybe It will happen today
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the literacy crisis is real
mcbride wants to trade trans rights for a leadership position
this is fucking insane but it's not like we didn't warn you
this is fucking insane but it's not like we didn't warn you
September 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
the literacy crisis is real
man, it feels SO GOOD to call up my congressman with some very specific articles of impeachment to vote on
September 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
man, it feels SO GOOD to call up my congressman with some very specific articles of impeachment to vote on
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it is funny that people cannot reckon with "voters wrongly believed trump gave them money" when that is SUCH a reasonable wrong belief compared to all the absolutely batshit insane wrong beliefs 20+% of the electorate legitimately holds
unfortunately, no
"The critics’ concerns were justified. The young Native women I interviewed believed the money had come from Trump personally"
nativenewsonline.net/opinion/she-...
"The critics’ concerns were justified. The young Native women I interviewed believed the money had come from Trump personally"
nativenewsonline.net/opinion/she-...
September 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
it is funny that people cannot reckon with "voters wrongly believed trump gave them money" when that is SUCH a reasonable wrong belief compared to all the absolutely batshit insane wrong beliefs 20+% of the electorate legitimately holds