It doesn’t even look real. I love it

With every Bill Wurtz video, you have to ask yourself “Is Bill Wurtz ok?”. And the answer is always “*wild laughter* oh you’re serious? Absolutely not.”

I saw this, wondering how someone with a voice that is equal parts boring and irritating was going to keep eight year olds engaged, and I hit on the perfect way to describe her when she speaks: it’s like if tinnitus were a person

I heard the robot said the word “ontology” so it must be super intelligent

All those radical Walk Awayers are going to throw the election to the people who want to torture two kids!

What if the “it” is a Molotov cocktail?

Yeah, but if you go see Arrival with your MoviePass at the Angelica before going to see The Last Jedi with a ticket you reserved months ago, you can use your 50% off post-movie discount at the bar, and it stacks with the 50% from it being happy hour, so you can drink an entire bottle of port for $4

Naomi Novik’s The Scholomance!

Alix E Harrow’s The Once and Future Witches!

Lev Grossman’s The Magicians!

*sigh* time to tap the sign again...

And this, children, is why you should never try to fix your mistakes. Cover them up. Bury them deep. Make sure you get a red string board to keep all your lies straight. Be prepared to fake your own death. Remember that that's gonna require massive plastic surgery. No, a BBL doesn't count.

His performance in Sacrifice is delightful

You are not the creator of Weird Little Guys, merely the vessel through while it reveled itself.

Convincingly mimicking an AI bro is not the same as convincingly mimicking a human being.

You got a quote from fifth billing on hit movie Obsession, Andy Richter!