Pants Shaton
@pantsshaton.bsky.social
PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Jamestown beta cuck.
WV fanboy account
Jamestown beta cuck.
WV fanboy account
It’s not fair to expect Celtic to compete with these big spending European cracks
September 17, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It’s not fair to expect Celtic to compete with these big spending European cracks
Why?
I’m going to guess because we’re not a wee diddy club.
Anyway, Lockie (basically managing a bunch of kids as we drifted towards potential oblivion) had a comparable win% to Maloney 😂
I’m going to guess because we’re not a wee diddy club.
Anyway, Lockie (basically managing a bunch of kids as we drifted towards potential oblivion) had a comparable win% to Maloney 😂
September 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Why?
I’m going to guess because we’re not a wee diddy club.
Anyway, Lockie (basically managing a bunch of kids as we drifted towards potential oblivion) had a comparable win% to Maloney 😂
I’m going to guess because we’re not a wee diddy club.
Anyway, Lockie (basically managing a bunch of kids as we drifted towards potential oblivion) had a comparable win% to Maloney 😂
He’s gone too far
September 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
He’s gone too far
Welcome home son. All is forgiven.
September 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Welcome home son. All is forgiven.
Any cunt who chose to be Sheeran’s support act in the first place…
September 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Any cunt who chose to be Sheeran’s support act in the first place…
Did someone say Hearts da slop?
September 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Did someone say Hearts da slop?
I liked Oasis back in the day - saw them at Ingliston and Loch Lomond - but it’s sad that 30 years on they’re the only band that commands this type of crowd. The music simply doesn’t warrant the devotion.
Mega-gigs like this are pish anyway so I’m glad the bands I like have a more SELECTIVE APPEAL
Mega-gigs like this are pish anyway so I’m glad the bands I like have a more SELECTIVE APPEAL
September 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I liked Oasis back in the day - saw them at Ingliston and Loch Lomond - but it’s sad that 30 years on they’re the only band that commands this type of crowd. The music simply doesn’t warrant the devotion.
Mega-gigs like this are pish anyway so I’m glad the bands I like have a more SELECTIVE APPEAL
Mega-gigs like this are pish anyway so I’m glad the bands I like have a more SELECTIVE APPEAL
Looking forward to another Herats Derby win at Hampden
September 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Looking forward to another Herats Derby win at Hampden
Pitch invasion for *checks notes* squeaking past Killie on penalties…
Levels 💯😅
Levels 💯😅
September 13, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Pitch invasion for *checks notes* squeaking past Killie on penalties…
Levels 💯😅
Levels 💯😅
It’s not all my cup of tea
September 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
It’s not all my cup of tea
Trump calling for a united Ireland, eh?
September 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Trump calling for a united Ireland, eh?
Last time we won it - we were the most successful club in the competition’s history.
September 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Last time we won it - we were the most successful club in the competition’s history.
Most Trumpy place in Scotland.
September 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Most Trumpy place in Scotland.
Priorities for tonight:
1. Getting away from here without Bartley fingering my arsehole
2. Getting to the semi
In that order
Wouldn’t mind getting to the next round too
1. Getting away from here without Bartley fingering my arsehole
2. Getting to the semi
In that order
Wouldn’t mind getting to the next round too
September 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Priorities for tonight:
1. Getting away from here without Bartley fingering my arsehole
2. Getting to the semi
In that order
Wouldn’t mind getting to the next round too
1. Getting away from here without Bartley fingering my arsehole
2. Getting to the semi
In that order
Wouldn’t mind getting to the next round too
Say what you want - Hibs and Aberdeen are definitely in contention
September 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Say what you want - Hibs and Aberdeen are definitely in contention