Pants Shaton
@pantsshaton.bsky.social
PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Jamestown beta cuck.
WV fanboy account
Jamestown beta cuck.
WV fanboy account
Boy’s career was fucked when VAR came in
This wee cunt making Scottish football look more tinpot each month x
September 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Boy’s career was fucked when VAR came in
FAO Ce1t|c arseholes:
Hearts are asking for more tickets at Killie because there is a part of the away end which will otherwise sit empty.
Hearts fans are totally accepting of Falkirk’s right to maximise home advantage even though it means empty seats elsewhere.
It’s not equivalent
Hearts are asking for more tickets at Killie because there is a part of the away end which will otherwise sit empty.
Hearts fans are totally accepting of Falkirk’s right to maximise home advantage even though it means empty seats elsewhere.
It’s not equivalent
September 17, 2026 at 8:43 AM
FAO Ce1t|c arseholes:
Hearts are asking for more tickets at Killie because there is a part of the away end which will otherwise sit empty.
Hearts fans are totally accepting of Falkirk’s right to maximise home advantage even though it means empty seats elsewhere.
It’s not equivalent
Hearts are asking for more tickets at Killie because there is a part of the away end which will otherwise sit empty.
Hearts fans are totally accepting of Falkirk’s right to maximise home advantage even though it means empty seats elsewhere.
It’s not equivalent
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Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
September 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Nothing’s displacing ‘going for a Jarkko’ in my lexicon
We're agreed that 'piddington' is our new word for urination, yes?
September 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Nothing’s displacing ‘going for a Jarkko’ in my lexicon
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There are some good humans who prefer the old Hearts badge but there are no bad humans who prefer the current version.
That’s just the way it is.
That’s just the way it is.
September 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
There are some good humans who prefer the old Hearts badge but there are no bad humans who prefer the current version.
That’s just the way it is.
That’s just the way it is.
Never like to see a PHM lose his job. Davie ‘Gorgie’ Gray - if you’re reading this, we’ll have an extra ticket in the Wheatfield for the St Mirren game. DM me.
September 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Never like to see a PHM lose his job. Davie ‘Gorgie’ Gray - if you’re reading this, we’ll have an extra ticket in the Wheatfield for the St Mirren game. DM me.
Welcome home son. All is forgiven.
September 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Welcome home son. All is forgiven.
We haven’t won a league game outside of Edinburgh since January!
Can Tony Bloom give Spartans and Edinburgh City the log in to JTA?
Can Tony Bloom give Spartans and Edinburgh City the log in to JTA?
September 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
We haven’t won a league game outside of Edinburgh since January!
Can Tony Bloom give Spartans and Edinburgh City the log in to JTA?
Can Tony Bloom give Spartans and Edinburgh City the log in to JTA?
Weird that there are 6 of 12 SPFL Premiership clubs where a sizeable proportion of the fan base would want their manager sacked.
September 16, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Weird that there are 6 of 12 SPFL Premiership clubs where a sizeable proportion of the fan base would want their manager sacked.
Fuck sake lads! How have we ended up doing something worse than death threats?
Yer da prints out John Beaton bank notes and takes them to Grangemouth with him x
September 16, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Fuck sake lads! How have we ended up doing something worse than death threats?
Halkett
McEntee
Renaud
Magnusson
Fagan-Walcott
Ageu
Spittal
You have to say it’s a fucker of an injury list.
But tonight was unbelievably poor.
McEntee
Renaud
Magnusson
Fagan-Walcott
Ageu
Spittal
You have to say it’s a fucker of an injury list.
But tonight was unbelievably poor.
September 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Halkett
McEntee
Renaud
Magnusson
Fagan-Walcott
Ageu
Spittal
You have to say it’s a fucker of an injury list.
But tonight was unbelievably poor.
McEntee
Renaud
Magnusson
Fagan-Walcott
Ageu
Spittal
You have to say it’s a fucker of an injury list.
But tonight was unbelievably poor.
So bad
Being charitable - we can’t cope with that many injuries
Altena probably the only pass mark for me
Being charitable - we can’t cope with that many injuries
Altena probably the only pass mark for me
September 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
So bad
Being charitable - we can’t cope with that many injuries
Altena probably the only pass mark for me
Being charitable - we can’t cope with that many injuries
Altena probably the only pass mark for me
Too late
We should take Harry Milne off and leave him be until after the break, there’s something not right with him at the moment.
September 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Too late
Take Milne off for his own sake FFS
September 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Take Milne off for his own sake FFS
We’ve been utter shite.
September 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
We’ve been utter shite.
Dhanda starting
I’m oot
I’m oot
September 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Dhanda starting
I’m oot
I’m oot
Did someone say Hearts da slop?
September 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Did someone say Hearts da slop?
Looking forward to another Herats Derby win at Hampden
September 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Looking forward to another Herats Derby win at Hampden
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There are literally thousands of stories of the RNLI saving lives, risking (and sometimes losing) their own and being unassuming heroes. I’d be willing to be my house on the fact you would not be able to find one story where any of the far right performed anything close to a heroic act.
September 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
There are literally thousands of stories of the RNLI saving lives, risking (and sometimes losing) their own and being unassuming heroes. I’d be willing to be my house on the fact you would not be able to find one story where any of the far right performed anything close to a heroic act.
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SATF 429 - ‘Hibs, Hampden, Halloween’
An Edinburgh derby for a place in the League Cup Final
Plus Stenhousemuir (a) reviewed and Falkirk (a) previewed with Craig Cairns from Hearts Standard joining Mark Donaldson
Sponsors: Digital Solway & Tradecoach
YouTube: youtu.be/Ow4-BvtEp4s
An Edinburgh derby for a place in the League Cup Final
Plus Stenhousemuir (a) reviewed and Falkirk (a) previewed with Craig Cairns from Hearts Standard joining Mark Donaldson
Sponsors: Digital Solway & Tradecoach
YouTube: youtu.be/Ow4-BvtEp4s
SATF 429 - 'Hibs, Hampden, Halloween'
YouTube video by Scarves Around The Funnel
youtu.be
September 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
SATF 429 - ‘Hibs, Hampden, Halloween’
An Edinburgh derby for a place in the League Cup Final
Plus Stenhousemuir (a) reviewed and Falkirk (a) previewed with Craig Cairns from Hearts Standard joining Mark Donaldson
Sponsors: Digital Solway & Tradecoach
YouTube: youtu.be/Ow4-BvtEp4s
An Edinburgh derby for a place in the League Cup Final
Plus Stenhousemuir (a) reviewed and Falkirk (a) previewed with Craig Cairns from Hearts Standard joining Mark Donaldson
Sponsors: Digital Solway & Tradecoach
YouTube: youtu.be/Ow4-BvtEp4s
Paddy Power paying out on the Celtic Treble tonight
September 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Paddy Power paying out on the Celtic Treble tonight
Hopefully the club will be asking for a 70:30 split to maximise the attendance at the Semi.
September 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Hopefully the club will be asking for a 70:30 split to maximise the attendance at the Semi.